14 thoughts on “Oh Deer

  1. mildred st. meadowlark

    Yes, well there have been reports of gangs of deer running around the Phoenix Park harassing the general public… y’know, smoking, loitering and shouting rude words at little old ladies and cyclists.

    They were asking for it.

  2. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

    My eyesight is not great and my screen is pixellated…
    – Is that two little lambs or is it two balls?

    Either way, please don’t tell me that that’s the Papal Cross lurking in the background…

  3. Sheik Yahbouti

    I have often thought that the correct method of controlling deer numbers would be to reintroduce wolves. This would have the side benefit of reducing the numbers of boozers, drug addicts, thieves, prostitutes, pederasts and their prey who currently mar this fine amenity. Just sayin’

    1. Neilo

      I’ve shared a similar view for a while, Sheik. Trouble is the farmers routinely poison rare birds of prey who will probably snap up a lamb per year. Imagine what would happen to the humble wooluf.

  4. Sheik Yahbouti

    Your worry is well founded, Neilo. I recall hearing on the radio some months ago a Kerry headcase (who actually couldn’t stop laughing himself) insist that an urgent cull of the Red deer in the forest and mountain was required as they were coming down after the Heifers!! Any excuse, however fanciful, will do. On another note – Mmmmmmmm Venibeef! Sounds declicious.

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