28 thoughts on “A Limerick A Day

  1. hugh mungus

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  2. 15 cents

    you announce the biggest news this century .. via a fuppin limerick .. well i suppose the world is a giant ham at the moment, may as well be a part of it.

    1. nellyb

      It’s not the biggest news of the century, it’s the biggest news of your lived lifetime. Unless you think United States controls the world. Biggest news would be a natural event killing half the globe population.

          1. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

            Sorry ‘human’.
            I’m stayin’ stoned until he’s gone. Gonna treat it like a bad dream.

            BTW, that song was written by Steven Van Zandt. You don’t get it, do you?
            I give up.

  3. Zuppy International

    Called it months ago and was vilified.

    All you libutards, snowflakes and Clinton Apologists, now is the time for your weeping, wailing and gnashing of teeth.

    You lost. Trump won.

      1. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

        Nigel, you’re too nice to them… people like you… Ha, ha…

        Succinct, sarcastic, sardonic etc., in only three words.

        I salute you.

      2. Mr Reality

        Agh Nigel don’t be down it must be terrible to have to perpetually wipe stringy egg from your chin, lock the witch up first order of the day

    1. Paddy

      Once the Celebrities start getting employed (GooGooGaGa was hired last year already) you know that there’s something afoot. The crookedness of Clinton ensured Trump (or almost anyone for the GOP) would have won.

    2. Turgenev

      So true. We lost. Trump won. And now Marie Le Pen will win in France, and all across Europe the fascist far right will win. And you will hail this triumph for humanity.

    3. Ricky Ricardo

      “Libutard”? “Snowflakes”? This is the level of discourse you’re proud of? That you’re happy to be a common example of political thought and discussion?

      I absolutely despair today. For years, I’ve believed in the essential goodness, common sense, and practicality of mankind. I believed that arrogant, ignorant, self-interest was an outlier and not the norm. But this–this sort of soundbite-heavy, shallow, bitter, and just plain mean commentary, like you’ve so wonderfully illustrated–has actually been proven to be the norm today.

      And that makes me want to curl up and cry. Well done.

      1. Clampers Outside

        The norm on both sides in fairness, as that same shallow bitter meanness is indelible in the comments of Hillary supporters as they blanket all Trump supporters with racist, sexist, bigot, etc…. yes, it is v sad.

        1. Ricky Ricardo

          Are you going to sit there and pretend they’re comparable? Because that’s disingenuous to the extreme. I’m aware you’ve recently decided to swallow the red pill but you cannot compare the two sides unless you’re willfully deluding yourself.

          There was one side that was fuelled by (or at least forgiving of) pussy-grabbing, Mexican wall-building, anti-Muslim rhetoric and it wasn’t the Hillary side.

          1. Clampers Outside

            “disingenuous to the extreme”

            That would be claiming Hillary is squeaky clean and ignoring her war mongering.

            Also, her bullying of those women her husband preyed on; and also doing so and then claiming to be a feminist.

            Pot, kettle, black

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