19 thoughts on “De Thursday Papers

  1. Kenny Plank

    Kerry has a foreign policy? The Healy-Raes tellin’ them Israelites like it is! Sure wasn’t the Lord Saviour himself from Tralee.

    1. David j

      North Kerrya is also a nuclear state last I heard. Jackie young-one has become quite the dictator obsessed by power enacting strange laws while the Kerrians think of him as a God in those parts.

      1. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

        New Year Resolution to self…

        – Get a tractor, a flat-cap and an accent nobody can understand,..
        – Be answerable to nobody because you have a flat-cap and an accent nobody can understand,….
        – If it all goes wrong you still have a tractor…. Ker-ching…

        Here’s your Christmas present:

  2. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

    Hey, guess who just died?
    – A bloke who got shot and fell off of the roof of the bank in a Clint Westwood Eastern Eastwood Western from the 1970s.*

    2016, stap kiling evrybodee
    I cri evrytim

    *Okay, he died a long time, but he did just die.It was nothing special.
    Happy Christmas to you and all your loved ones.

    Signed CLiNT…

    1. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

      @ Correctthe5th

      Your avatar looks like a LEGO Star Wars Stormtrooper’s head from 1980, long before LEGO made Star Wars stuff.
      – There’s a joke in there somewhere, but I can’t find it.

      …something to do with your name maybe… No, that’s not it…..

      Hang on…

      This is gonna bug me all day…

    2. Daisy Chainsaw

      Ah yeah. Another hypocritical antichoice turd of a troll who only cares about unborn babies and doesn’t give a flying fig about the babies and children murdered by Israel.

    1. Spaghetti Hoop

      Reynolds was a true star. How the West was Won is an epic movie.
      I read somewhere on a tweet that David Bowie created an alternative universe somewhere and is populating it selectively, one by one.

      1. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

        I heard somewhere on the street that David Bowie would coil at that very idea, and I’m pretty deaf.

        Imagine arriving at that ‘alternatwitter universe’….

        -Hello, who are you?
        -I’m David Bowie, Who are you?
        -I am also David Bowie. Who are you?
        -My name is David Bowie, and this is my friend, David Bowie.
        -You don’t even look alike…
        -Neither do you.
        -Are you David Brent?
        -I could be… is he good-looking..he he…
        -No, we were here first

  3. Paddy

    Brexit bad for ireland x1000. At least that’s what the Fine Gael, Fine Fáil, Sinn Fein lads are saying. Seeing as it’s going to happen, isn’t it time we had a referendum on EU membership? If it passed, we wouldn’t have a Brexit problem anymore.

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