23/05/2011 Visit of President of the United States of America, Barack Obama, to Ireland. President Barack Obama arrives in the County Offaly village of Moneygall, the ancestral home of his great-great-great-grandfather, Falmouth Kearney. Photo shows President Barack Obama in Hayes Bar in his ancestral home of Moneygall, Co. Offaly, where he enjoyed a pint of Guinness. Photocall Ireland

Former US President Barack Obama and Michelle Obama in Hayes Bar, Moneygall, Co. Offaly, during his state visit in 2011

Should we honour Barack in this town?
The prospect brought some comrades down
They’d damn him to hell
Along with Michelle
As a big money, blood thirsty clown.

John Moynes

Rollingnews

18 thoughts on “A Limerick A Day

  1. Daisy Chainsaw

    Ah lads, he already has a dead foopin klassy petrol station and chipper named after him. Grazing his sheep on Stephen’s Green is just greedy!

  2. Spaghetti Hoop

    They will also need a chain mail suit, a bow, a helmet and a sword.
    It’s a bit like getting married I guess.

  3. Daisy Chainsaw

    It’s nice to see them doing something positive with all the spare money DCC has after solving the homlessness and housing crisis.

  4. Clampers Outside!

    From the link….
    Lord Mayor Brendan Carr voiced his reasons for his wish to honour the Obamas with the award.
    “In light of the recent draconian decisions being taken by his successor President Donald Trump, I believe it is more important now than ever that I proceed with this proposal…. ”

    Translation:
    The Obama’s get an award, because the new guy is literally Hitler or maybe even Satan?

    … because “reasons” and the delusion of do-goodery – regardless of what is known of Mr Obama’s wars, drones etc. – and that delusion must not be broken. The delusion to be maintained via the by now well established Orwellian progressive practice of “virtue signalling”.
    A practice which to its’ deluded practitioners carries with it an unconscious currency of clout akin to what is falsely believed to be integrity….. and at that, a hollowed out integrity. One to be filled by an Herbert West character and their luminous zombie goo…. Or something.

    Did I miss a bit? I’m sure I did.

    Fair play to PBP

  5. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

    We all know this fella Obama
    In his role as an eloquent charmer
    But when the truth’s written
    His ass will be bitten
    – And that is the bitch we call Karma

    1. No more mr nice guy

      Petrol, cordite, turpentine
      taste like piss though they go down like wine
      You can apply some rouge
      Make a speech, talk real smooth
      But you’re still gonna be porcine

      1. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

        I read that and let out a sigh
        I don’t even think that you try
        It’s not very good
        And I think that you should
        Post NO MORE, M. Nice Guy/

        1. No more mr nice guy

          It’s true that I’m no a@@hole drunk
          At all hours online posting junk
          In a more ideal world
          Ky jelly unfurled
          You’d get what you crave you punk

          1. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

            Let’s continue then, on the pretense
            That some of your stuff might make sense
            But it’s beyond your station
            To choose MY lubrication
            Let’s be clear about it, you are dense.

          2. No more mr nice guy

            Ignoring the fine points of felching
            Your ire I note is now welching
            Maybe one day
            We can go out to play
            Your effluvium won’t be so squelching

          3. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

            Just admit defeat, you w*****
            You can’t write limericks, anchor
            You can’t even scan
            Even though you probably think that you can.
            Your rhethoric’s nothing but rancour

          4. No more mr nice guy

            You’re not much of a poet he wrote
            In fact I think you’re a scrote
            I replied : never mind
            At least I’m not blind
            drunk – ALL the FUPPING TIME
            And who cares if it doesn’t rhyme?

          1. Zena

            + 1 LS
            These limericks are entertaining, so much better than the regular sniping and griping on here. Keep it going memes.

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