Former US President Barack Obama and Michelle Obama in Hayes Bar, Moneygall, Co. Offaly, during his state visit in 2011
Should we honour Barack in this town?
The prospect brought some comrades down
They’d damn him to hell
Along with Michelle
As a big money, blood thirsty clown.
John Moynes
Rollingnews
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Ah lads, he already has a dead foopin klassy petrol station and chipper named after him. Grazing his sheep on Stephen’s Green is just greedy!
They will also need a chain mail suit, a bow, a helmet and a sword.
It’s a bit like getting married I guess.
Oh come on. It’s not like they’re giving him a Nobel Peace Prize or something…
It’s nice to see them doing something positive with all the spare money DCC has after solving the homlessness and housing crisis.
From the link….
Lord Mayor Brendan Carr voiced his reasons for his wish to honour the Obamas with the award.
“In light of the recent draconian decisions being taken by his successor President Donald Trump, I believe it is more important now than ever that I proceed with this proposal…. ”
Translation:
The Obama’s get an award, because the new guy is literally Hitler or maybe even Satan?
… because “reasons” and the delusion of do-goodery – regardless of what is known of Mr Obama’s wars, drones etc. – and that delusion must not be broken. The delusion to be maintained via the by now well established Orwellian progressive practice of “virtue signalling”.
A practice which to its’ deluded practitioners carries with it an unconscious currency of clout akin to what is falsely believed to be integrity….. and at that, a hollowed out integrity. One to be filled by an Herbert West character and their luminous zombie goo…. Or something.
Did I miss a bit? I’m sure I did.
Fair play to PBP
BINGO!
Uh, I mean, no, I think you covered everything.
We all know this fella Obama
In his role as an eloquent charmer
But when the truth’s written
His ass will be bitten
– And that is the bitch we call Karma
Petrol, cordite, turpentine
taste like piss though they go down like wine
You can apply some rouge
Make a speech, talk real smooth
But you’re still gonna be porcine
I read that and let out a sigh
I don’t even think that you try
It’s not very good
And I think that you should
Post NO MORE, M. Nice Guy/
It’s true that I’m no a@@hole drunk
At all hours online posting junk
In a more ideal world
Ky jelly unfurled
You’d get what you crave you punk
Let’s continue then, on the pretense
That some of your stuff might make sense
But it’s beyond your station
To choose MY lubrication
Let’s be clear about it, you are dense.
Ignoring the fine points of felching
Your ire I note is now welching
Maybe one day
We can go out to play
Your effluvium won’t be so squelching
Just admit defeat, you w*****
You can’t write limericks, anchor
You can’t even scan
Even though you probably think that you can.
Your rhethoric’s nothing but rancour
You’re not much of a poet he wrote
In fact I think you’re a scrote
I replied : never mind
At least I’m not blind
drunk – ALL the FUPPING TIME
And who cares if it doesn’t rhyme?
I’m going to stop encouraging you now.
It’s not right.
I feel bad.
That one was good memes ;)
+ 1 LS
These limericks are entertaining, so much better than the regular sniping and griping on here. Keep it going memes.
‘Good’?
IT WAS MERELY ‘GOOD‘ eh?
– Are you looking for a slap?