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In today’s Irish Independent.

Adam Maguire tweetz:

The Happy Pear lads are rocking some dynamite mullet ponytails…

Love the Happy Pear for your foodie health kicks? They’re now opening a new café in Dublin (Irish Independent)

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    1. Ringer

      Funny and true. Saw them on the late late last year – They’re somehow more childish and irritating than jedward.

  1. Spaghetti Hoop

    I had some hipster / wannabe hipster friends who were all over these guys from the start but thankfully have now fallen off the pomegranate wagon and realized they are pure chancers onto a good but short-lived thing. They have to be two of the most annoying feicers in Wicklow.

        1. Vote Rep #1

          How does that make them chancers? Other then the fact that you don’t like them. Is everyone who sells or promotes a type of lifestyle a chancer?

          1. And Social Justice For All

            I was wondering that too. Have you bitten off more than you can chew here Spaghetti Hoop?

          2. Spaghetti Hoop

            Haha – clearly I have! So many Happy Pear-ites here…
            They aren’t even chefs – one of them admitted he cooks maybe twice a week.
            I love veggie food but these two are complete chancers. Weren’t they on the Late Late recently making edits of themselves?

    1. postmanpat

      That good. The more people that realize companies like ABP have the publics interest at heart, the better. I mean substituting a beef/possibly horse meat burger dinner for the odd vegan meal once a week cant be bad for you but why risk it? I thank god every day that my tax money keeps meat processors and greedy cow farmers afloat during harsh economic times. I like to see new small business fail , it makes me feel good inside and hopeful for the future and the environment. The happy pair boys did nothing on me. I never tried their food but ill jump to a conclusion that its not good all the same. I hope to see them homeless one day on the side of the street so I can stand there, hamburger in hand, laughing and pointing at them . bits of burger spraying out of my mouth on to there stupid faces, while I post an witty bacon meme on reddit .

      1. Goosey Lucy

        :) nice one Pat!

        The food in their cookbook is bloody lovely. I love a burger as much as the next person but some meat eaters think they’d starve if they didn’t eat meat at every meal. Sigh

  2. Spaghetti Hoop

    I’ve just read the article;”We’re really looking forward to making healthy food even more accessible in South Dublin County….”

    The place they speak of above is Clondalkin, Dublin 22.

    1. kid jensen

      Spaghetti Clondalkin is part of south dublin county. I know its a hard one to get around but thats the name of the county its situated in.

      1. Spaghetti Hoop

        Clondalkin is in Dublin. Dublin city. In all of my days I have never heard a person from Clondalkin say they were from ‘south Dublin county’. A person from Coolock would similarly ne’er describe themselves as living in Fingal. I’m not picking a fight but this oul renaming nonsense has to stop.

          1. Spaghetti Hoop

            My Clondalkin pal is actually rolling around laughing. If I was going to open an overpriced salad shop I would be mindful of naming the town where I was opening it, not the ‘administrative region’. LOL ;)

    2. Nigel

      I think the ‘even more’ there suggests they think healthy food is already pretty accessible in South County Dublin, in fairness.

  3. Rainy Day

    Over priced nonsense……fools and their money etc.

    Go to a fruit and veg shop and yourself and save a fortune.

        1. postmanpat

          I have in Greystone’s and it was filling and worth it. Better than most restaurants. have you tried it . honestly now? You haven’t , have you?

  4. postmanpat

    Better a swim, yoga and oatmeal, than your Edward Bernay’s propaganda faux ol’ fashioned lethal breakfast of hungover morons. I’m sure you look as good in your speedos too.

  5. Zeno

    I’m glad those of us who are Liberal have so many Brigades..we have the Yoga Brigade, the Veggie Brigade and of course our heavyweight the PC Brigade. All we need is and Anti-Miserable Feckers Brigade and we we can get back on track.

      1. postmanpat

        Ha! I remember him now. The short tubby red faced Eric Cartman lookalike who threw a temper tantrum and wanted his ma to take him to the McDonalds drive though instead. Good times!

        1. And Social Justice For All

          Ironically the good people of Greystones waged civil war in relation to the potential opening of a McDonalds near their schools. I believe that despite strong opposition the “good guys” eventually lost as well and one may open soon

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