20 thoughts on “De Sunday Papers

  1. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

    Goodbye everybody.
    I’m tired of this place.

    This is the best UB40 of all the UB40s.
    It’s the one you never heard, from 1998…

    …because ye jus a boombaclaaat, baldheaded, babylonian ba*****

    Oh yeah… I nearly forgot…

    Enjoy this, and goodbye. I’m leaving.
    I wont be back. Yiz were no craic.
    The best fun I ever had was with myself.
    – Construe from that whatever plays a tune on your one-string banjo, or make an obvious joke… it’s up to you.
    I wont be back.
    Play with yourselves.


      1. bertie blenkinsop

        Like a child running away from home and hiding at the side of the house, he’ll be back before it gets dark.

  2. bisted

    …I see Denis has decreed in the Sindo that neither FF nor FG are to consider going into coalition with the shinners…well Denis, if you ever ask a shinner they will confirm that they will never consider going into government with FG…

  3. Peter Dempsey

    Do hipsters still hate UB40 ? Or have they twigged that Signing Off and Present Arms are actually excellent?

  4. Kieran NYC

    Trump accusing Obama of tapping his phone.

    The man is a paranoid lunatic. It’s insane.

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