Spare a thought for the poor northern bloke
Who picks up a chilled can of coke
What he tastes in the can
May have spilled from a man
It’s enough to make anyone choke.
John Moynes
Pic: Getty
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Secret ingredient……. It does taste like poo anyway.
Apoo?
…….Nohasapeeinmetalcan !
change choke to boke please.
Came in to say exactly this! Keep it Nordie-relevant an’ all.
Happened to be having a coke with luncheon when this story pooped up. THANKS.
Wee north. Hang on, it clogged up the machines? How can you poo into a can?
“The source explained the cans arrive at the factory without tops on, to be filled with the fizzy drink before they are sealed and sold across Northern Ireland.”
I wonder, who was the man
Who thought of this terrible plan
If I’d too much poo
I know what I’d do
I wouldn’t push it in a can
Your poo must have been very large
to require a push and a charge
to get into the can
you must be a real man
to have a poo the size of a barge
now that’s what I call processed
Faecs sakes