A Limerick A Day


Michael Healy Rae TD (left) and Danny Healy Rae TD

So some of our deputies think
That it’s okay to fill up with drink
And then go for a drive
You won’t just be alive
You’ll be happy and quite in the pink.

John Moynes


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19 thoughts on “A Limerick A Day

  1. Bill Daly

    There were two brothers from Kerry,
    Who went out one day and got merry,
    ‘We’ll leave the car Danny’, said Mike with a wink,
    The ‘oul petrol and guinness don’t mix – I do think’

  2. Murtles

    Healy-Rae mentality : Falling off a 20 storey building won’t kill you. It’s the sudden stop at the end that does the damage.

    1. On The Buses

      ‘[…] And sure, what is ground made of cement for any ways? Didn’t god in heaven himself intend that ground was supposed to be made of lovely grass. And there has never been a grass related death to my knowledge. I’ve shpent many summer on the beautiful grass of Kerry having a picnic. And these do-gooders up in Dublin I suppose think thats wrong?’

  3. Spaghetti Hoop

    I actually shudder when I see them walking my streets. At least in their own parish / blind kingdom they’re tucked away from view making their own silly laws and fixing bog roads and bribing their constituents.

  4. Harry Molloy

    Michael is actually quite a smart chap and a smooth operator.
    But this Danny lad doesn’t seem to have any self awareness or emotional intelligence.
    I’m surprised that Michael tolerates him, he’d be a lot cuter.
    But maybe he’s happy to use him to start conversations,

    1. jusayinlike

      Yea he’s so smart he’s standing beside Danny vouching for every thing he’s saying..

  5. ReproBertie

    Sure wouldn’t all those road deaths be prevented if only more people had a Padre Pio sticker in their cars and maybe a Saint Christopher medal hanging from the rear view mirror.

    1. De Kloot

      Don’t forget the Scapulars….. Touched by the very hand of the Good Lord God himself and his baby Jesus you will be…. You can drive and park anyhow and anywhere you like with those bits…

  6. Kieran Nice Young Chap

    Men should never have the top two buttons of a shirt unbuttoned.


  7. Fully Keen

    De Dublin meeeejaaaa can’t help but give them their much needed exposure. Worse than the U.K. media giving that ukip clown a platform.

    “Great content though”.

    Matt Cooper will get a good 20 minutes this evening on these two. We are treating vapid entertainment as news. Should I expect more from media? Am I wrong?

    Let’s laugh at the eejits making one hundred grand a year. Fun.

    1. Ratatattat

      Well said

      Then I know what

      Let’s go on irrelevant blog sites and piss on people laughing at them

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