That mattress looks v unsupportive.
Deadly moves though
Harry Molloy
If I did that I’d hurt my willy
Lord Snowflakee
Projection
bertie blenkinsop
I just played out a full relationship scenario with her in my head.
In the beginning it was wonderfully exciting, then we met her friends and I couldn’t relate to anything they were talking about and why they insisted on constantly taking selfies.
After a couple of months her narcissism and habit of raising the inflection at the end of a sentence really began to grate.
By the end I was at home watching TOTP 1983 on my own while she was in Whelan’s.
And all that from a bouncing on the bed gif.
Spaghetti Hoop
Everytime I watch my box-set of Sherlock I do the very same. Have a thing for the cold and unattainable.
mildred st. meadowlark
I’d run off with Molly Hooper in a second. She’s so eminently sensible.
mildred st. meadowlark
Not like that walking temptation, Irene.
bertie blenkinsop
Similarly I used to have a huge crush on Trinny Woodall partly because I suspected she’s probably a total wagon.
Spaghetti Hoop
She’d have you in pointy shoes, tight-crotched indigo trousers, a 12-year old’s blazer and a cashmere scarf in no time Bertie. Maybe that’s what you crave…..
Andyourpointiswhatexactly?
Remember Shane Warne when he was with Elizabeth Hurley? Like that.
Spaghetti Hoop
I had to look him up as I’m not into celebs but yes, like him.
Struth. He left half his face in surgery it seems.
Cian
Wow, I just misread that as “…sex-bot of Sherlock” and was wondering if it was a thing.
Kieran Nice Young Chap
The gif is a few years old at this point so you need to factor that in to your dreaming
for the last time stop jumping on the bed
you’ll have the mattress destroyed
and for all the sinners who leave wet towels on the bed
you’ll be sorry
thats me
every Saturday and Sunday
That mattress looks v unsupportive.
Deadly moves though
If I did that I’d hurt my willy
Projection
I just played out a full relationship scenario with her in my head.
In the beginning it was wonderfully exciting, then we met her friends and I couldn’t relate to anything they were talking about and why they insisted on constantly taking selfies.
After a couple of months her narcissism and habit of raising the inflection at the end of a sentence really began to grate.
By the end I was at home watching TOTP 1983 on my own while she was in Whelan’s.
And all that from a bouncing on the bed gif.
Everytime I watch my box-set of Sherlock I do the very same. Have a thing for the cold and unattainable.
I’d run off with Molly Hooper in a second. She’s so eminently sensible.
Not like that walking temptation, Irene.
Similarly I used to have a huge crush on Trinny Woodall partly because I suspected she’s probably a total wagon.
She’d have you in pointy shoes, tight-crotched indigo trousers, a 12-year old’s blazer and a cashmere scarf in no time Bertie. Maybe that’s what you crave…..
Remember Shane Warne when he was with Elizabeth Hurley? Like that.
I had to look him up as I’m not into celebs but yes, like him.
Struth. He left half his face in surgery it seems.
Wow, I just misread that as “…sex-bot of Sherlock” and was wondering if it was a thing.
The gif is a few years old at this point so you need to factor that in to your dreaming