Do You Want These Sneakers?

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For your feet!

Via FitFlop:

We have a pair of the new UBERKNIT™ Slip-On High Top Sneakers from the new S/S 2017 collection to give away to a Broadsheet reader! These sleek, simple and slick, pull-on sneakers are one of the latest innovations from FitFlop.

With their unbeatable ergonomics, super lightweight midsoles and breathable stretch, you’re guaranteed comfort all day long!

To enter, please complete this sentence.

‘I feel I should be given at least a pair of Fit Flop Uberknit pull-on sneakers particularly this week owing to________________________’

Lines MUST close at 6.45 Midnight 2am.

FitFlop ireland

Thanks Emer

63 thoughts on “Do You Want These Sneakers?

  1. Penfold

    I feel I should be given at least a pair of Fit Flop Uberknit pull-on sneakers particularly this week owing to being a flop at being fit. These may give the allusion that I engage in some form of activity other that walking to take the bins in.

  2. paul

    I feel I should be given at least a pair of Fit Flop Uberknit pull-on sneakers particularly this week owing to my acrobatics on Bray Head last weekend dodging all of the dog (and human?) waste dotted around the path.

  3. Supermart

    ‘I feel I should be given at least a pair of Fit Flop Uberknit pull-on sneakers particularly this week owing to there being a wee hole in my shoe.

  4. Milo

    ‘I feel I should be given at least a pair of Fit Flop Uberknit pull-on sneakers particularly this week owing to a great sense of entitlement.

  5. Bertie Blenkinsop

    I feel I should be given at least a pair of Fit Flop Uberknit pull-on sneakers particularly this week owing to…
    comedy value.

  6. ZeligIsJaded

    I feel I should be given at least a pair of Fit Flop Uberknit pull-on sneakers particularly this week owing to the fact that I tried to walk the Dead Man’s Pass on Slieve League on Easter Weekend in an old pair of tattered trainers. The insole kept moving, and became so annoying that I gave up walking and had pints in the Rusty Mackerel in Teelin instead, with an English man who also gave up on the walk. Although he had no shoes to blame.

    In summation, I need the Fit Flop Uberknit pull-on sneakers so I can climb more mountains (and drink less pints).

  7. naomi taylor

    owing to the fact that my poor feet have never felt anything other then own brand runners and would jump for joy in ergonomic sneakers

  8. James Chimney

    I feel I should be given at least a pair of Fit Flop Uberknit pull-on sneakers particularly this week owing to buying herself a pair of New Balance trainers that she hates, so I can se these to atone for my sins as she mumbles her way to the gym in some new pink trainers.

  9. Katie Brereton

    I feel I should be given at least a pair of Fit Flop Uberknit pull-on sneakers particularly this week owing to the fact that I use my feat ALL DAY LONG,
    and the unbeatable ergonomics, super lightweight midsoles and breathable stretch, means I’ll be guaranteed comfort ALL DAY LONG,
    and my feat will look sleek and slick ALL DAY LONG,
    but because these FitFlop sneakers are pull-on putting them on won’t take me…….

    All day long ;-)

    #FitFlop #comfy #competition #loveapairofthese

  10. munkifisht

    I feel I should be given at least a pair of Fit Flop Uberknit pull-on sneakers particularly this week owing to the fact I have to walk to and from school, 20 miles, uphill both ways, in the snow, with sharks attacking me, and I can’t even afford a stick to beat them back with on account of me having to pay to feed my 328 illegitimate children, none of whom want to know me, and all in my bare feet, and did I mention the broken glass?! Ohhh broken glass the whole way. All 30 miles, there and back again, and of course it doesn’t bother the sharks on account of them being in rollerskates and carrying those large clubs, and my children, most of whom bully me daily on account of them being older than me when I get there. Yep… I think if I had a pair of Fit Flop Uberknit pull-on sneakers, I would be happy and content to stop bother trying to go to school as all my dreams would be accomplished.

  11. mildred st. meadowlark

    I would only love a pair of shoes owing to the fact that I have no feet* and this will help in the illusion that I actually do have feet. That would only be great.

    *There’s a chance that I actually do have feet and I’m telling fibs in a mercenary attempt to win free shoes.

  12. Barry the Hatchet

    I feel I should be given at least a pair of Fit Flop Uberknit pull-on sneakers particularly this week owing to the fact that, while sneaking around the house to play Easter Bunny this weekend, I managed to successfully ruin the magic of Easter by falling down the stairs, swearing very loudly, dropping chocolate everywhere, crushing an Easter Egg into chocolatey dust, losing my dignity, and spraining my big toe. I have been hobbling ever since and some lightweight comfy shoes might lessen my pain. Alas, nothing will restore my dignity.

    1. Andyourpointiswhatexactly?

      I read it as “losing my virginity” and was very impressed that you managed it in the middle of all that chaos.

  13. Spaghetti Hoop

    I feel I should be given at least a pair of Fit Flop Uberknit pull-on sneakers particularly this week owing to my super heavy-weight mid-soul and unbreathable stench.

  14. Davos

    I feel I should be given at least a pair of Fit Flop Uberknit pull-on sneakers particularly this week owing to the fact it was far from *sneakers* I was reared.

    1. Andyourpointiswhatexactly?

      I think the lady doth protest too much. You should win two pairs as well.

  15. Rob Lewis

    I feel I should be given at least a pair of Fit Flop Uberknit pull-on sneakers particularly this week owing to the fact that my wife started back in work after 2 babies in 3 years and now I’m on my feet all day chasin after chisellers.. ooh my feet ache etc…

  16. Kenny U-Vox Plank

    ‘I feel I should be given at least a pair of Fit Flop Uberknit pull-on sneakers particularly this week owing to me and other broadsheet readers being continually asked to ‘foot’ the bill for religious order’s avoiding their financial responsibilities. It’s really not a runner.”

  17. Royal M

    I feel I should be given at least a pair of Fit Flop Uberknit pull-on sneakers particularly this week owing to the fact that I’m well adept at sneaking around and am a hopelessly stitch-prone runner.

  18. Freeman2103

    I feel I should be given at least a pair of Fit Flop Uberknit pull-on sneakers particularly this week owing to the fact that I want to feel the same way that Paolo Nutini did when he put on his first pair. I’ll let the words of Paolo Nutini explain that feeling to you:

    “Hey, I put some new shoes on,
    And suddenly everything is right,
    I said, hey, I put some new shoes on and everybody’s smiling,
    It’s so inviting,
    Oh, short on money,
    But long on time,
    Slowly strolling in the sweet sunshine,
    And I’m running late,
    And I don’t need an excuse,
    ‘Cause I’m wearing my brand new shoes.”

  19. Daisy Chainsaw

    I feel I should be given at least a pair of Fit Flop Uberknit pull-on sneakers particularly this week owing to being a cranky aul wan with a bad back that is soothed by the use of Fit Flops.

  20. Dualtagh Walsh

    I feel I should be given at least a pair of Fit Flop Uberknit pull-on sneakers particularly this week owing to my complete lack of a pair of Fit Flop Uberknit pull-on sneakers

  21. Sheila

    I feel I should be given at least a pair of Fit Flop Uberknit pull-on sneakers particularly this week owing to having three separate minor health issues all at the same time. One is a head cold, second a poorly tummy and the third you don’t need to know about…

    I’ve said too much

    *trots away stumbling because of the rubbish shoes I am wearing*

  22. MsTStruction

    I feel I should be given at least a pair of Fit Flop Uberknit pull-on sneakers particularly this week owing to being a soon to be out of work wastrel with time on my hands to get more exercise in.

    Not a pity thing- just not arsed renewing a contract with a pack of tossers.

  23. Skimmage

    ‘I feel I should be given at least a pair of Fit Flop Uberknit pull-on sneakers particularly this week owing to the fact that I lent Jesus my shoes last weekend and they came back with two holes in them …….

  24. Monkeyman

    ….owing to my continued flip flopping on trying to get fit to fit in, my fleeting efforts to keep my flab from flopping, a pair of flipping fit flops might just be the perfect fit.

  25. Anna Nicamhlaigh

    ‘I feel I should be given at least a pair of Fit Flop Uberknit pull-on sneakers particularly this week owing to having chronic pain and every step is hell on the joints. But I love walking so I need some well soled, comfortable breathable shoes to bound around in all day long after the dog, at least that way I’ll be more of a fit than a flop!

  26. Caroline O'Brien

    Deciding that I am going to turn my life around and lose weight for once and for all…joined the gym and loving it…pick me please, make me the envy of the gym

  27. carol halpin

    ‘I feel I should be given at least a pair of Fit Flop Uberknit pull-on sneakers particularly this week owing to —– thinking Fit Flop Uberknit look great and my feet need some TLC.

  28. Vicki Davitt

    I feel I should be given at least a pair of Fit Flop Uberknit pull-on sneakers particularly this week owing to the fact it would make my feet happy…..its important to have happy feet!

  29. Trevor Woodgate

    ‘I feel I should be given at least a pair of Fit Flop Uberknit pull-on sneakers particularly this week owing to it’s nearly midnight now and I still have 7hrs left at work. And tonight Is the first night of 7 nights

  30. Catherine

    ‘I feel I should be given at least a pair of Fit Flop Uberknit pull-on sneakers particularly this week owing to the fact Spring is here and it’s time to do some walking, walking ,walking……..

  31. Winton

    I feel I should be given at least a pair of Fit Flop Uberknit pull-on sneakers particularly this week owing to the fact that my girlfriend just recently threw out my favourite knitted jumper just because of one measely old hole. I feel these runners would make me look like a Clancy Brother of the new millenium.

  32. Daniel St Ledger

    I feel I should be given at least a pair of Fit Flop Uberknit pull-on sneakers particularly this week owing to the fact that I turned 30 years old last week I’m finding it hard to lift my head and these would lighten the load on my heavy stumpy feet.

  33. Grainne O Meara

    I feel I should be given at least a pair of Fit Flop Uberknit pull-on sneakers particularly this week owing to my partner of 23 years leaving me for good last Friday, with no explanation. Time to put my best foot ahead!!!!!

  34. Deirdre

    I feel I should be given at least a pair of Fit Flop Uberknit pull-on sneakers particularly this week owing to the state of my current sneakers/runners, and the state of my poor back – these look very comfortable and supportive!

  35. susan cunningham

    ‘I feel I should be given at least a pair of Fit Flop Uberknit pull-on sneakers particularly this week owing to my inability to find comfortable footwear for many many years………….it’s exhausting!

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