26 thoughts on “Antinatel

  1. francis almond

    perhaps the expectant mother of his child was at home waiting for something from the deli counter. case dismissed

      1. Twunt

        Other than some fierce filthy, furrowed looks, I don’t think they can do anything to him

    1. Spaghetti Hoop

      This act was shocking enough, but having no hair on his head is unforgivable.

  2. Zaccone

    I’m waiting for the day supermarkets introduce special spaces for people who’ve just done leg day in the gym. Its damn hard to walk after a set of heavy squats.

    1. ironcorona

      Then I couldn’t watch your rippling legs walk from one end of the car park to the other.

  3. Joe Small

    Expectant mothers don’t particularly need special parking spaces. My wife just told me. They aren’t handicapped or anything.

  4. ivan

    seeing as the account he tweeted to was last active in Sept 2016, good luck getting anything done about it.

  5. Owen

    I brought my mom to tesco last week and we parked in the ‘mother and child’ spot. I’m 35, but am I not her child? Who are we to say that this bald mans mother was not expecting him, somewhere, sometime?

    Liam, you need to go home and take a long hard look in the mirror. Ask yourself Liam, is your mother still expecting you? I think you’ll be enlightened by the answer you find.

      1. Doood

        Owen’s mom has got it going on
        She’s all I want and I’ve waited for so long
        Owen, can’t you see? You’re just not the girl for me
        I know it might be wrong, but I’m in love with Owen’s mom

        Owen’s mom has got it going on
        Owen’s mom has got it going on

        1. Zena

          Doood, I hereby award you the National Poetry Society’s annual prize for 2017, the trophy, medal and cup are in the post ;-)

          1. Doood

            Than you Zena. I would like to dedicate these multiple awards to Owen and of course, Owen’s mom who has it going on.

  6. Supervalu

    Hey Liam,

    Our supervalu offer this month is two expectant mother spaces for one.

    Regards,

    Supervalu

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