59 thoughts on “De Sunday Papers

  1. Kenny U-Vox Plank

    Go Froome!

    Cue side-of-the-mouth article by tubby Paul Kimmage who never made it past Domestique.

  2. Kenny U-Vox Plank

    Sunday World: “I’ve bedded 30 Gardai”. That’s nothing if you are a crime correspondent…

  3. kneel@memes

    The GardaĆ­ are great.
    Most of them.

    I don’t know most of them, so I’m giving them the benefit of the doubt.
    The ones I DO know…. Eh…

    (I’m already in moderation…)

  4. Kenny U-Vox Plank

    The main news source for the Sunday World appears to be the Screws in Mountjoy and other institutions. What a vile bunch.

  5. Shayna

    I don’t necessarily have a dislike for Joe Brolly, however – when he offers opinion out-side of the GAA (of which he is clearly expert), a certain dislike will develop.

    1. Brother Barnabas

      The best thing (almost) about Dublin’s current brilliance is how much it clearly annoys him.

      (Note to all you mullahs – the anti-Dublin thing isn’t attractive)

      1. Frilly Keane

        Stay classy Barbie bhoy

        Ye did nathin for years
        Only cause trouble and delaying throw–ins
        An’ Try and convince us that Ciaran Whelan was an All-star

        Think of Tommy Carr and his carry on to Maurice Fitzgerald in Thurles
        And while yer at it, remember too that most a’ye couldn’t find Semple Stadium that day

        And ye’ll get those barren years back too

        So cop on

          1. Frilly Keane

            Ge’away ou’dat
            I’ve seen more All Irelands in the last 30 years than you have

            And that not even counting the wimmim
            Doubles galore bhoy

      2. Shayna

        To be fair he is a tad anti-Tyrone on it, also – despite his mum being from Coalisland, and he’s a first cousin of Fergal Logan – the go-to-guy in Law for the GAA, also Coalisland-ish.

        1. Frilly Keane

          Did you work with them too Shayna
          Brollys mam and dad’s cabaret act
          “Twos Company” wasn’t it

    2. Kenny U-Vox Plank

      Brolly. Oh god. Looking to be “oh so controversial”….

      Who cares? At least he’s avoided being Gary Sliotar ghost writing stuff for the likes of Donal Og Panti Cusack.


      1. Shayna

        He did donate one of his kidneys to his best mate. Ultimately it didn’t take – but, Jeez, it’s a measure of a man, surely?

        1. Shayna

          My dad had “Kidney Disease”, I offered him one of mine. He refused. He thought I could use the two. Needless to write the post-script.

          1. mildred st. meadowlark

            I’m sorry Shayna. That was a very generous and loving thing to do. X

  6. Shayna

    I always rated Whelan, he was good for a point or two, but he was certain of a yellow, or red card from the get go. Maurice Fitz, on the other hand was poetry in motion.

  7. bad at memes

    The Pathway of Axes leads to the Palace of Access…
    …whatever that means…

    I woke up drunk.
    I don’t know what it means.

    1. bad at memes

      Pigeons…they’re alright…
      It’s the seagulls that annoy me, swanning around like they’re the biggest fish in the pond, breathing like rabbits…
      driving taxis / collecting the dole
      Looking sexy.

  8. Shayna

    I do often ponder, what would happen to the World if Mayo win The All-Ireland before the last two guys are still alive.

    1. bad at memes

      Massive respect Shayna, and I mean this most sincerely.
      I thought I was alone in attributing a capital W to the World.

      I knew you were beautiful.
      And then…

      You melt my Curly Wurly. 3>

    2. Harry Molloy

      I happen to know one of them and he’s sick of hearing about this curse. reckons it was invented by a columnist at one of the national papers in 89 :-)

      It’s funny, am hearing a lot of people saying they’re sick of hearing Mayo on about that curse. You won’t hear many people from Mayo mention it though

      1. Shayna

        @ Harry – I’ve been alive since 1966 and heard this story, it’s folklore in Tyrone, my family are GAA types, uncase you missed that. I would love to see Mayo win another, they’re great footballers, they should have won at least 2 in the past 10 years.

      2. Frilly Keane


        I was at that game
        Ye were shy i i te

        No wonder ye invented a curse
        Instead of blaming the standard of the football
        Cheezus ye were terrible

        Good craic tho

        1. Shayna

          Mayo have a few All-Irelands. I was in Crossmolina when Mayo hosted Tyrone as All-Ireland Champions in the league. They were gracious, Tyrone flags were flying all over Mayo. Cormac MacAnnellan had died. I’ll always respect the Mayo types for that.

          1. Shayna

            @Frilly, not only was Cormac a great footballer, he was a nice guy. He died on a football field because there was no adequate medical facilities

          2. Harry Molloy

            He was a massive loss. There’s way too much bitching and sniping between gaa supporters of late for my liking, although it is mostly online, but I remember that happened and the entire gaa community came together and gave respect. I’d like to think that always will be the case. They give us a lot those lads

          3. Shayna

            @ brother – I think you may know ‘Died on the field ‘ he literally collapsed on the football field, his heart failed, he was 23.

          4. Brother Barnabas

            are we talking literally or metaphorically?

            cormac died in his bed in his house
            he didn’t die on any field
            (this reminds me of a conversation I had with a fellow who swore blind that Kurt cobain died from hunger strike)

          5. bad at memes

            I shouldn’t be laughing but ‘Kurt Cobain died from Hunger-Strike’.
            That IS funny.

            Big up de Brother!

          6. bad at memes

            It took me nearly three hours to type my last message.
            Sure if time is an illusion, how can you go faster? (science! )

            I forget what I was going to say.

            I can’t even remember what it was about.
            I hate when this happens.

  9. bad at memes

    One day I saw a Priest with a Polaroid camera.
    It was in the 70s.
    I thought nothing of it.

    C’mon… he wasn’t a Garda…
    …he was probably innocent.

    1. bad at memes

      He was very nice.
      He bought me a packet of Tayto and a can of Coke.
      He let me play with his Stylophone.

      Happy daze.

  10. mammy at memes

    As a novice onlooker who cares not a whit for your GAA shenanigans, I must say…
    Yiz are fond of yer grudges, aren’t yiz?

    I wouldn’t want my kids involved in that kind of things.
    Not the white ones, and certainly NOT the black ones

    1. MILF at memes

      An impression and appreciation
      Act One:

      JK: …eh…eh… I’m sorry if I’m butting in on anybody.
      A lot of people dont know this. A lot more people don’t even realise.
      And sure there you go.
      I could go on for two more minutes, just repeating what said just a minute ago.
      – I’d still be the best on BOTV.

      (curtains for everyone in audience.)

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