80 thoughts on “You’re The King And The Lady’s A Queen

      1. Brother Barnabas

        Perhaps. The Grafton Street photo shoot is defiant denial. That’ll crumble to fupp by the fifth drink. One or both will be in a toilet cubicle sobbing like a child by 11pm.

        1. A snowflake's chance in hell

          hardly, i notice you’re reduced to incessant flirting with faceless online nodding dogs

    1. Gaz

      @Brother Barnabas I’m sure the ladies are crawling all over you as you type your trolling comments online…

          1. Gaz

            Brother Barnabas, You don’t strike me as the type who knows much about women so let me help ya out…She’s being sarcastic…

          2. Brother Barnabas


            says the dope who reckons I don’t seem like the type who knows much about women.

            that fairly backfired, chuck

          1. realPolithicks

            “I feel if I overreact, I’ll come across a bit David Walliams–Little Britain.”

            Computer says no.

        1. mildred st. meadowlark

          I’m pretty sure I am.

          I’ve been told that owning a strap-on doesn’t actually make me a man.

        1. Andyourpointiswhatexactly?

          It’s uncouth to speak about how attractive you are, sweetcheeks. You’ve gotta let people assume, like I do.

          1. Janet, I ate my avatar

            no !
            fupp being an Irish apologist
            if you are gorgeous
            with racehorse ankles and clean fingernails
            just say so
            and even if you are not
            confidence IS sexy
            # up da rides

          2. Andyourpointiswhatexactly?

            I didn’t say apologise for it. Just recommended a more subtle approach.
            You know me, Janet. Fierce subtle.

      1. A snowflake's chance in hell

        the stench of overpowering and relentless BO, permanently receding hairline and stale, flabby unfulfillment off the posts suggests that train left the station some time ago

        1. Janet, I ate my avatar

          cheerio flakie
          time to get a new name
          and perhaps a more subtle touch
          should you wish for a reaction above dismissal

          1. Andyourpointiswhatexactly?

            I do. I’ve got ferocious frontal fibrosing alopecia. I’ll have to learn that off so I can repeat it. Like I had to learn the phrase “hypnic jerk”. Which I do every night before I fall asleep, apparently.

      1. Bertie Blenkinsop

        I love workplace nicknames.

        I’ve worked with a Jimmy the Thick, Teenage Grandad, Cool Culchie, The Shy Rapist and HappyHead to name but a few….

          1. Janet, I ate my avatar

            true story
            a fella up in Derry
            used to think he was a car.. was touched say
            well everyone played along and filled up his wellies when he pulled into the gas station
            and one day and unfortunately spark gave him a leather derriere
            hence the expression
            “there’s no one like you since leather a##e died “

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