39 thoughts on “De Wednesday Papers”

    1. bad@memes

      I’m confused…
      Did you mean Guantanamo Bay?
      I’m going to presume that you did if that’s okay.
      Right…

      ^^^ searches through papers looking for reference ***

      [ 10 Minutes Later ]
      No, I give up.

      What are you on about?

        1. Brother Barnabas

          Next time you spill your seed upon your bathroom floor, just think: that could have been a great man.

          1. Harry Molloy

            I was going to say something disgusting about how the only way my seed gets to the bathroom floor is via someone else but that would be of poor taste and it’s way too early

          6. MoyestWithExcitement

            Not pretending you’re a woman anymore, Harold? How’s that definitely real girlfriend you keep satisfied with your sexual prowess and ability to fancy watches? :D

          7. Brother Barnabas

            The time Harry pretended to be a woman was a private moment between me and him. Please don’t cheapen it.

          10. Andyourpointiswhatexactly?

            Twas better without the buy. He’s some class of a pervert, spilling his seed thinking about an Audemars Piguet Royal Oak Offshore Rubber Clad.
            I mean, COME ON! Even the name is sexy.

          11. MoyestWithExcitement

            Is Happy the woman you were boasting about keeping sexually satisfied? That was a rather funny moment.

          16. MoyestWithExcitement

            Nah, you and a couple of other dorks chimed in on some thread to tell a bunch of anonymous strangers on the internet that your woman is kept satisified. I can’t remember who the other dorks were or what the thread was about, I just remember feeling simulataneously amused and embarrassed for you. Maybe it was about men not caring about female orgasms or something? Anyway, you need to tell strangers you have a definitely real partner who is sexually satisfied by you. Rotide is into professional computer gaming. It’s quite satisfying to see an early read you make on someone get slowly confirmed.

  3. martco

    just realised where I’ve been going wrong…what I need to do is instead of trying to have a positive balance sheet I’m supposed to rack up massive losses then get some corrupt excuse like Noonan to forgive my company taxes for about 20 years…

      1. martco

        FS
        well then why don’t they teach you this stuff in school? oh no wait…maybe I went to the wrong school

  4. :-J

    Looooney indeed,,,,

    I think it’s a safe bet that it’s not “brilliant” either…. and just for the record…

    I am not, and have never been, a LADY !
    – or a MAN who Would EVER read THE DAILY MAIL,
    – EVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEERRR !!!!!!
    – either from IRELAND or britain,
    -AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    :-J

        1. Cian

          Indeed – it was a (badly worded) suggestion that the suicide number is probably higher and the “fatal car accidents” is misnamed – perhaps “Fatal Road Traffic Collisions”.

          The RSA favours the term “collision” over “accident”.

      2. Catherinecostelloe

        Cian, I think garda accident investigators are good after a fatal? But I think homeless deaths/ drug deaths is a grey area and left at open verdicts. I was very surprised at open verdict on Shane Moran a couple of years ago. He was seen jumping into tidal Shannon river, swept away and despite exhaustive searches his remains never found. He texted from the bridge ” I’m sorry Mum . I love you”. An inquest was held solely at request of his mother as she wanted to put his name on family headstone.

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