14 thoughts on “De Thursday Papers

  1. Happy Molloy

    “80mph storm to batter Britain!”

    They wouldn’t know a storm if it kicked them in the bottom

    1. Janet, I ate my avatar

      I don’t know why but that comment got me singing that song
      ” who do you think you’re kidding Mr Hitler, if you think old England’s done ? ”
      you know the one ?

      1. badatmemes

        Remember it?
        -I still have a copy of it on VHS.
        …Or is it Betamax..?

        ‘Hitler Only Had One Ball’ was easier to whistle.
        – Just sayin’…

        1. badatmemes

          Oh dear…
          I’ve just discovered a route out of ‘Moderation’.
          A way to circumvent it.

          I could abuse it.
          Watch how I don’t abuse it.

        2. badatmemes

          Wait a minute…
          I’m back in moderation again.
          – How did they catch on to me so fast?

          I swear, these ‘moderators’ are incredibly intelligent and fierce fast.
          – I bet you they’re all good-looking too.

          (Big tits, massive plonkers, etc…)

          1. badatmemes

            The important part of it all is that I know how to dodge moderation now.
            It’s actually very easy.

            I won’t use it.
            I only mention it to placate those who’ve said ‘Ban This ****er’ in the past, and then Broadsheet does nothing.
            – It’s not Broadsheet’s fault. You shouldn’t be annoyed with them.

            I’m tired of saying it but I like being in moderation.
            It alleviates me of all responsibility and there’s nothing wrong with that.

    1. badatmemes

      I’d prefer it read by Sharon Ní Bheoláin…
      … in Irish.

      I wouldn’t even be looking at her.
      It’s just her voice.
      She makes everything sound ‘durty’.

      Maybe it’s just me…

    2. Amorphous Kerry Blob

      This may be a needless comment (kind of losing the run of myself) but
      that news item brought to mind Chris Morris, or to be more exact, an Adam and Joe parody of a horror/comedy sketch show by Chris Morris called Jam
      You can watch the obscure parody of the semi-obscure sketch show if you click on the link below.

  2. GiggidyGoo

    So, a levy could be put on the banks eh? Which of course would be passed on the customers with extra charges . So the headline should be, Taxpayers once again get levied to bail out Banks.

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