Pardon me for being rude, it was not me, it was my food; it just popped up to say hello, but now it’s gone back down below.
Whoever ejaculated it, particulated it, etc.
Is it normal for a woman to fart when she orgasms? (Irish Times)
Thanks Charger Salmon
I take it back of course.
* adopts contrite face *
Ding Pong Merrily on High,
Queef ree kings of orient are…
Oh cum all ye flatulent?
You’re definitely on the naughty list
I was wondering why she kept whispering “pull my finger….”
FFS. Puccino’s créme brulée latte all over me Santy Dabbing thru the snow top!!!
So much for the paper of record.
A feed of sprouts and we’ll all think we’re Don Juan
Ah sacred heart t’nite
I get the impression every time I hear a Roisin Ingle podcast that it’s true.
If they had an orgasm every time they farted the entire human race would die out.
Wimmen don’t fart
Assuming all orgasms are faked
Actually, if this were true btw
Yere noses would tell ye whether she got there
Holds mildred down in a Dutch oven..
Oh my … lucky Milly
please tell me you are wearing clogs
It’s THRILLING me.
They never had ta wi ‘ me Vertigo
I dunno what kinda girl you’d do be with
I’d appreciate the signal. A very helpful indicator.
now there’s a clever bloke. Happy Christmas
There’s a man who knows what he’s at
I’d need the hot spots marked out in advance, a user manual with an indexed search and a KPI report afterwards?
Google maps Same’oh
You can’t fake a fart!
When I was a kid, I wanted to be a pilot, I applied to the Irish Air Corps when I was 17. It appears I’m too tall (6′ 2″), oh and female. I’ve since flown my neighbour’s 8 seater helicopter, it turns out the Irish Air Corps were right.
I realise, it doesn’t appear relevant, my comment. I was on flight last year outta Belfast, Fast Eddie (Eddie Ervine Ferrari F1 type) walked past me and didn’t say, “Hi” – I’d autocued him for a Ferrari gig thing. I give up, people trust me with words, then in real life?
Have a mince pie you lovely tall thing
they are hot and Happy Christmas
You must have a huge arse.
Many happy returns :-)
Might it do well as a Limited edition ?
Or 12″ maybe :)
Tell ye wha’ lads
I wasn’t expecting this thread to end up as well behaved as it has
This thread silently deflated. Happy Stephen’s Day.
and who’s hair looks like that after a bit of rumpy anyway