The LIndt hamper delivered to YOUR door by Thursday
Have we lost the true meaning of Easter?
Not here.
Joanne writes:
Lindt Chocolate Ireland launched its Make Easter Sweet for Temple Street campaign with Dundrum Town Centre last week.
The Lindt Gold Bunny Personalisation Station at Dundrum Town Centre runs until the 31st March where, for just €6, the iconic 200g Lindt Gold Bunny red ribbon can be personalised with funds raised going to Temple Street Children’s University Hospital.
To celebrate, we have a hamper filled with Lindt Easter treats to give away including the classic Lindt Gold Bunny to a Broadsheet reader.
The hamper will be delivered to the winner’s door (if in Dublin) by Thursday.
To enter, just complete this sentence.
‘Can you please send the Lindt hamper to________________________as they have had a particularly bad time owing to__________________________________’
Lines MUST close at 2.15pm 5.45pm!
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Can you please send the Lindt hamper to our host, John ‘Preposterous’ Ryan as they have had a particularly bad time owing to piles, man-flu, love sickness, kidney stones, Leo’s bots, Qomens problems, Pro-Life wing nuts, and other contrary columnists and commenteers. Ta
and Happy Easter break everyone
That’s nice. I second it.
He has to share it with Bodger though.
but shur’ isn’t Bodge JR’s food taster anyway
like if https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/vladimir-putin-employs-a-full-time-food-taster-to-ensure-his-meals-arent-poisoned-9624380.html
ya know
why wouldn’t JR
Sharing’s for losers. He has to wrap his arm around the chocolate like a child jealously guarding their homework.
well i’d share with you
I don’t like sharing food. You’ll come to know that I always order well, so you can shove it if you’ve ordered some rubbish and want mine instead.
I’m not projecting, btw. That’s just a general point.
a pleasure shared is a pleasure doubled Andy
https://twitter.com/arfmeasures/status/930866418438066176?lang=en
Shurrup with yer hippy talk, Janet.
And yes, BB. Precisely that.
You the Ying to my Yang sweetness :)
Gerroff me: I can’t stand the smell of patchouli and mung beans.
I’ll just go hum happily in the corner
( and that’s chanel and mung beans baby )
I love your mung beans Jan.
leaves out a plate on the doorstep…:)
@andy: Yeah, no scent – for me – went from hero to zero quicker than No. 5. I just think everyone on earth should wear Habit Rouge.
Chanel. Which one, Janet?
At the moment I’m sporting Penhaligon’s Iris Prima.
I don’t know what one, Neilo. I’ll go into BTs and drown meself in it and see what happens. I’ll happily wear man fancy lotion if it’s nice.
Allure, a little behind thé knees
if it’s man fancy lotion you’re after
I’ve buckets of it
@Andy: your only bet is Debenhams or online. Habit Rouge worn by Keith Richards, Sean Connery, Alec Baldwin and me. None of us have anger issues, but we do smell lovely.
I do love Coco Noir and most of Les Exclusifs so Chanel isn’t a complete bust. Hard to hate a parfumier that brought Antaeus into this world.
I like a man in Mark Jacobs or Eau Sauvage
I would LOVE to visit a parfumier. In another life, that would have been my job. Parfumiering all over the gaff.
restaurant critic for me
I’d have been fabulous
@Janet: I also love Eau Sauvage but it doesn’t have great longevity
I only need 5 mins :)
Artists Model for me
and if yere wondering
Burberry Body or Lacoste pour Femme
Handbag sized please
ta
@Janet: *Twists tie around in comic Vaudville manner and breaks out in flop sweat* Phew, what a sort!
BB: I don’t doubt it, snookums. I’d be like a plasterer’s radio.
*Shorts out computer after spittake into hard drive* Andy wins the Internet today, folks.
Patchouli….mmmmm
I’m scandalised by the lot of ye.
hear hear
Can you please send the Lindt hamper to my daughters Maggie(6) and Alice(3) as they have had a particularly bad time owing to their respective best friends are moving away on Good Friday and its hard to explain this to kids and my heart breaks for them like a cheap Easter egg. Surely friendship can be temporarily replaced with delicious chocolate.
Oh give it to the kids. That’s devastating!
Can you please send the Lindt hamper to my beautiful wife Jen as they have had a particularly bad time owing to some very egg-streme family circumstances which have caused a lot of stress and worry – I think she feels scrambled and shell-shocked and deserves a lucky break!
Can you please send the Lindt hamper to my fiancée, Sinead as she will have had a particularly bad time owing to me eating the hamper that she won?
You’d need a strong jaw to chew through all that wicker.
Look, if Cool Hand Lucan can grow such a magnificent ronnie, a basket will provide little challenge.
‘Can you please send the Lindt hamper to Vanessa Foran as they have had a particularly bad time owing to her internet temporarily having patchy reception last Thursday’.
Can you please send the Lindt hamper to my mate Vlad, as he is having a particularly bad time owing something bold he done recently. Lots of his mates have been told to go back to his gaff, so I’d say he’d need a few nice treats to keep them all happy.
Since he’s a bit further afield than Dublin, best give me the egg and I’ll see him next time I meet his dodgy pal for a cuppa…
oh wait…
‘Can you please send the Lindt hamper to the family of my son, as they have had a particularly bad time owing to little Maisie being pretty sick and all the fallout from that….the yummy chocolate from a Lindt hamper would cheer them all up’
Can you please send the Lindt hamper to Sgt Maurice McCabe as he has had a particularly bad time owing to living the life of an honourable man in a dishonourable organisation, not because of those who maintain corruption, but because of the people who don’t do anything about it. He has done as much as one person can to restore dignity of others who wear the same uniform.
+2018
Please give me the hamper cos I’m still waiting on the Teasers one from another competition!!! C’mon lads…ye’re killin me.
oopps
was that yours?
ah shur’ there’s always next year Boj
Is this what a “thunderin disgrace” feels like? Me no likey. :-(
I had to do some chasing to get cinema tickets a few years back but got them in the end, boj. Have faith, and email constantly. Pestering is a useful tool.
That’s why they called teasers !
Boj, Very sorry. I’ll get on it now.
Can you please send the Lindt hamper to the Russian Embassy as they have had a particularly bad time owing to…ah well you know yourself.
:)