Yesterday.
Exact location unspecified.
Ruth McYES tweetz:
Do they know it’s Christmas time at all??
Have you seen some unseasonal decorations in a window? Submissions marked ‘Do They Know It’s (INSERT LONG PAST HOLIDAY SEASON HERE) At All? to broadsheet@broadsheet.ie
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Are they alive inside is the real question?
No flies inside…grim but a true indication I believe.
neigbourhood watch sticker is a giveaway. house is empty
I’m going to have to go ahead here, yes it looks empty of alive types. Call the Gardaí?
tyrone types no doubt, known far and wide for not wanting to let go of christmas. that would be the devlin and mckenna types, not so much the o’neills.
♫ ♬ “I wish it could be Christmas every day”♫ ♬
I’d say there’s a few bodies in there surrounded by over cooked sprouts after a Christmas fight that really got out of hand
we’ve all been there
i’ve seen it break out over someone nicking all the green triangles from the quality street.
it’s the purple ones with the nut in that causes trouble here
Listen, you take them down in January, you’re only going to be putting them up again in December. Save yourself a return trip to the attic, leave them where they are, put a witch’s hat on the angel at Halloween, sorted.