Venial Or Mortal?

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GOD decides.

Further to bishopric calls for confession for Yes voters.

Phil Noonan writes:

Bless me father for I have voted
To repeal the Eighth to which you were devoted
Will an Act of Contrition
Absolve the commission
Of murder you so often quoted.

FIGHT!

Earlier: A Limerick A Day

Previously: But Top Of The List Would Be The Matter Of You Kicking me Up The Arse

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27 thoughts on “Venial Or Mortal?”

  1. mildred st. meadowlark

    Tempt me not foul serpent lest I fall into a pit of anger again.

    And I’m just after calming down again after all the excitement leading up to the referendum.

    1. Janet, I ate my Avatar

      same here
      let’s all be happy today and talk about moobs and sunshine and short shorts and ankle cleavage
      even the big man had a day of rest right ? ;)

      1. Starina

        i’m wearing a dress today that i thought looked cute and French in the siopa but now i realise makes me look like Steve Martin as the dentist in Little Shop of Horrors. c’est la vie!

        1. Janet, I ate my Avatar

          Ah darling
          I bet you were gorgeous
          went for white daisy dukes and a marine stripe t meself
          mutton dressed as lamb
          Just missing the mint :)

        1. Janet, I ate my Avatar

          It’s a hot boy thing here
          a little hint of times Achilles
          + calve day at the gym
          the young folks in Ireland sure are doing it different to our day

  2. Janet, I ate my Avatar

    And then I tied Barbed wire around my underpants
    and flagelated myself on the floor

  4. Spaghetti Hoop

    Is there some sort of sin and penance calculator online to assess your standing if you voted in favour of the divorce, same-sex marriage and repeal the 8th referenda? And how does that affect your heavenly indulgence allowance, particularly if you have extra credits for shit-beaten-out-of-you-in-convent awards? Never any good at profit and loss accounts, so algorithms welcome.

      1. Spaghetti Hoop

        Nope, back on home soil now Lush, thanks for askin’.
        What an affluent, beautiful yet whiney old rock this is.
        Enjoyed being here for the corner-turn last weekend.
        I’m probably within 30km of my old ‘pal’ and raging psycho badatmemes now. Happy days.

        1. Janet, I ate my Avatar

          welcome back from one newbie to another
          it’s a trip isn’t it
          hope you are happy to be back

          1. Spaghetti Hoop

            Thanks Janet and Mildred. And Janet, if you’re back like proper back, returned emigrants are a bit squared out and have a new perspective on Irish life, you might agree? This is my third homecoming. I could write a book on the experiences of arriving home, but a collaboration would be finer.

          2. Janet, I ate my Avatar

            I totally agree
            you notice all kinds of stuff and behaviour other people think is normal too
            felt like a fish out of water which is getting better but I think I’ll only ever feel at home in Paris now after 18 years..still I’ll stay ( for now lol)
            collaboration sounds the business

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