GOD decides.
Further to bishopric calls for confession for Yes voters.
Phil Noonan writes:
Bless me father for I have voted
To repeal the Eighth to which you were devoted
Will an Act of Contrition
Absolve the commission
Of murder you so often quoted.
FIGHT!
Earlier: A Limerick A Day
Previously: But Top Of The List Would Be The Matter Of You Kicking me Up The Arse
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Tempt me not foul serpent lest I fall into a pit of anger again.
And I’m just after calming down again after all the excitement leading up to the referendum.
same here
let’s all be happy today and talk about moobs and sunshine and short shorts and ankle cleavage
even the big man had a day of rest right ? ;)
i’m wearing a dress today that i thought looked cute and French in the siopa but now i realise makes me look like Steve Martin as the dentist in Little Shop of Horrors. c’est la vie!
Ah darling
I bet you were gorgeous
went for white daisy dukes and a marine stripe t meself
mutton dressed as lamb
Just missing the mint :)
I’m wearing a mumu(?) à la Homer Simpson.
#sexybitch
let’s get duffed
we’re so pretty, oh so pretty, we feel pretty and witty and gay!
Ankle cleavage?
Please elucidate.
It’s a hot boy thing here
a little hint of times Achilles
+ calve day at the gym
the young folks in Ireland sure are doing it different to our day
toned Achilles
throws phone at personal trainer ….
Oh I’m with you sister.
*High Five*
And then I tied Barbed wire around my underpants
and flagelated myself on the floor
Take that out of context and who knows what we have…
a sore fanny
Oh MY!
Goodness!
pretty vacant if you ask me
Is there some sort of sin and penance calculator online to assess your standing if you voted in favour of the divorce, same-sex marriage and repeal the 8th referenda? And how does that affect your heavenly indulgence allowance, particularly if you have extra credits for shit-beaten-out-of-you-in-convent awards? Never any good at profit and loss accounts, so algorithms welcome.
Hey Hoop.
Hope all is good.
You still in foreign climes?
Nope, back on home soil now Lush, thanks for askin’.
What an affluent, beautiful yet whiney old rock this is.
Enjoyed being here for the corner-turn last weekend.
I’m probably within 30km of my old ‘pal’ and raging psycho badatmemes now. Happy days.
welcome back from one newbie to another
it’s a trip isn’t it
hope you are happy to be back
Welcome home Hoopie :)
Thanks Janet and Mildred. And Janet, if you’re back like proper back, returned emigrants are a bit squared out and have a new perspective on Irish life, you might agree? This is my third homecoming. I could write a book on the experiences of arriving home, but a collaboration would be finer.
I totally agree
you notice all kinds of stuff and behaviour other people think is normal too
felt like a fish out of water which is getting better but I think I’ll only ever feel at home in Paris now after 18 years..still I’ll stay ( for now lol)
collaboration sounds the business
we’ll have’ta have a girls night so
I’m in :)
Excluding me; 7 faithful servants posted on this topic – repeatedly.