The White Hag’s ‘Hagstravaganza’ last year
The White Hags’ Paul Mullin said:
We’re at it again – we’ve unveiled our 2nd International Brewery Festival, Hagstravaganza
We’re holding it on July 28th at our brewery in Ballymote, County Sligo, and the festival is the only International Brewery Festival in Ireland.
Arriving from 4 continents there will be 14 international breweries bringing 3 or more beers each.
Already announced are Magic Rock Brewing (UK), Muskoka (Canada) Malmo Brewing Company (Sweden) and Tipperary based brewers, Canvas Brewery, with 18 more to come!
And as well as getting great beer, you could get a job – the event is sponsored by LiveTiles , an AI software firm who recently opened an office in Sligo town. The firm are highlighting positons open in their growing Sligo workforce…
And as ever, we’d be keen to get someone from the ‘Sheet to come along imbibe, and report back on proceedings, by way of a free pair of tickets.
To win a Pair, just tell us: If you had a beer, what would you call it?
Lines MUST close at 2.15pm extended until closing time tonight (00:30 at very latest)








“14 international breweries bringing 3 or more beers each” ….. I’ll go one better and bring a half pack. Do I need those tickets???
It all tastes the same to me.
Frilly Keane
Finest sup
Promises more than just a mouthful
Every time
Well that’s made me feel more than a bit queasy.
haha
(i wonder do we all have roughly the same mental image of frilz)
Beardy McDitchscoop’s amazing overly hopped pontificating headache Elixer.
Brilliant, although your sentiment is askew. Meanwhile, keep swillin’ the Diageo!
I also get a headache from the Dastardly Diageo Sauce of Coporate Immorality..so everyone is a winner!
Top-notch.
Sounds as good as the name.
Michael D. Chuggins
sausage fest!
Brewding menace.
Lucifer’s Elixir
or
Satan’s Juice
Sweet Mildred’s Sinful Revenge.
I’ll take a crate load.
Millie, I don’t think anyone can top that. It’s like the cover of a smutty Mills & Boon – Millie & Boon to be precise.
Also has Bertie humping the bottle like a pup in the heat, so desired effect is achieved.
When you put it like that it sounds so sordid
* resumes humping bottle…..
Who says a picture is worth a thousand words? Who?
Telly Savalas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wNVvlLAvswg
That’s now your bottle humping theme song, and I for one am psychologically damaged. Cheers!
It comes with free tassels. You decide where they go.
Never mind a book cover, I think the bottle label has now been designed. Oooh err missus!
Witches Armpit.
It’s a cider, obviously.
I want this thank you.
For weekend that’s in it.
QUEER BEER.
Imagine the marketing fun you could have with that one.
“One swallow and you’re fab-u-lous!”
Makes me think a good animal themed pun might be:
Two Swallows
but maybe that’s asking for it.
Lovely frothy head.
Limited edition batch called “Pride Ride”
They keep forcing it down our throats.
Pair it with nuts – Your guests will thank you!
Tasteeeee
you’re in great form today Milli :)
She must be in love
( he said optimistically )
bertie, i’m only saying this because youre a pal and i don’t want to see you get hurt – but i’m afraid millie’s only looking for cheap, nasty sex out of you
Promise?
Promise xoxo
Somewhere in Dublin, Bertie faints……still humping……….
As I gleefully shake my… tassels…
…while the others shake their fists!
Ok we move fast so QUEERBEER is now available in a new limited fancy ‘quicker liqueur’ edition. It’s the same poo, just twice the price err… to make you feel special obvs.
The White Hags “Body Bag”
Should probably pack quite the punch if you’re going to carry off a name like that. Needs to be as strong as your Bran & Sceolan IPA
PENISBEAKER
Ale Mary… too Catholic?
How about Hop’n Mad or Hop Hop Hooray :-)
Sorry, the heat is stifling my creative flow…
Hairy Mary?
I’ll have a Hairy Mary has a certain ring to it.
I would make two dutch gold, 6 cans for a fiver type lagers. The first would be 5 percenter called ‘ouvit’, the second a 6 percenter called “madouvit’. The label would feature a pair of pissed-in, hot-rocked umbro trackie bottoms.
ha
Served very very warm…..mmmmmm….
For the weather that’s in it:
Lobster
Irish red obviously, or possibly summer session.
Beardy bollox…just check out the photo.
Two pints of Beardy Bollox, please!
I like it.
I’d call it Responsibly because every beer ad has
to carry the message “Drink Responsibly”.
Mary
Nine white deer black lightening
Try drinking it at cellar temperature and the full flavours come out
Its pretty strong dark ale
Irish craft brewers have come on in leaps and bounds making some of the best ales in the world
So who won the tickets?