For your direct-to-video eyes only….
“Troubled secret agent “Blackbird” abruptly retires from service and opens a luxurious nightclub in the Caribbean to escape the dark shadows of his past. An old flame arrives and reignites love in his life but she brings danger with her. ”
Blackbird (2018) Starring Michael Flatley, Nicole Evans, Eric Roberts and Patrick Bergin
John Gallen writes;
As the movie is still in post-production there;s no trailer as yet, but there is a poster (above) Independent.ie are referenced, obviously without having seen the film, on the second movie poster with the line “Michael Flatley as you have never seen him before”. Meanwhile, Donald Clarke (Irish Time film critic) has gone all biblical on it…
Previously: Live And Let Jig
Good…. god. This isn’t a wind-up and that’s not a photoshop job? I am dumbfounded
The first one is a great poster, in fairness.
Isn’t that Kate Middleton’s oul fella beside Flatley?
Patrick Bergin is looking very lady-like in the first poster.
OH
MY
GOD
The stories from the set are something to behold, by all accounts..
do tell.
Love the completely unimaginative poster – serious-looking middle-aged-verging-on-OLD-AF men (faces and weapons only) and young women (body shots)
Will it be the new Fatal Deviation?
Nothing will ever top Fatal Deviation
*scrambles to find out about fatal deviation*
I was not disappointed.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fatal_Deviation
“the fight is witnessed by a monk in a local secret kung-fu group, with mysterious links to Jimmy’s father.”
“Loughlan arranges for henchman ‘Seagull’ to return from his successful mission in Hong Kong on a direct flight to Trim airfield”
“The film ends with Jimmy reunited with his girlfriend and looking confidently forward to a happy and peaceful future in Trim.”
Please divulge some juicy gossip!!
Eh don’t leave us hanging.
can films still go straight to VHS?
Straight to Netflix :)
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Crackin’ headline BS :)
Looks like someone has smacked Flatley in the mouth in the second poster. I’d like to see that.
Also, the hotties in poster #2 are on fire. One can’t be too careful during this drought.
I know it’s not original; but if ever the phrase The Ego has Landed was appropriate – or perhaps two of them?
And let’s not forget:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzbi1v14ciQ
Written and directed by Flatley too.
You’d have thought he would have given Terry McMahon a shot at that.
Lord of Sundance!
He Canne Win
But the most important question is – will there be a much anticipated Lord-of-the-Dance-like musical dance sequence in it?????? I guess what I am really asking is “is this a musical?”
Je…..sus. It is all downhill for Patrick Bergin. I thought things were bad when he was appearing in EastEnders but little did I know…
Whaaat? Last I saw of him was the leprechaun act with Steve Mac which was a hoot. Now you say he’s in fuppin’ Eastenders? Aw.
yup. Not sure if he is still in it. I don’t watch it myself as I like to think my life hasn’t gotten that low (yet) but I flicked onto it there a few months back and he was playing an Irish gangster in it. Had a storyline with Phil Mitchell and that blonde one that was in fair city ages ago. I just realized, that for someone who says they don’t watch soaps, I have mentioned two here…..
I for one am thoroughly enjoying this thread
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt8246646/ The names Blackley, Victor Blackley.
Broadsheet should have a watchalong party. T’would be fun.
The photos.. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt8246646/mediaindex?ref_=tt_pv_mi_sm
The men are in a 1953 bete noir, the women are in a 1980s DTV action mullet film.
only if John Ryan wears a tie with the shurt
dangling
like the Lord there
with the gun
tango foxtrot, tango foxtrot, come in tango foxtrot
diddley-diddley-do-do-do-do
diddley-diddley-do-do-do-do
i didn’t bloody say riverdance
It’s a real-life Michael Scarn in Threat Level Midnight.
” Michael Flatley as you have never seen him before ” *
You are advised to gird yourself in protective clothing. We are heading for the nearest trash can .
* Edit by Indo Intern
For over a century, a significant proportion of the film industry has been an elaborate joke at the significant expense of the viewing public. This is hardly too far out by that dubious yardstick.
A turkey so big, it’ll sort christmas dinner for the starving the world over…
its a bad sign for a movie if eric roberts is the best thing about it
Rimmerdance.
The casting calls were worth it alone: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bY_SkUKvAn8
I’m in shock.
Patrick Bergin Ha Ha Ha Ha Hollywood Star Ha Ha Ha Ha
Sweet mother, who is financing this flop? ‘An old flame arrives…’ but judging by these shots, she hadn’t been born when Flatley was manning the casting couch in Lillies.
He did, of course.. and cast it.. repeatedly..
big shout out to michael shatley just because you can afford to pay to produce a film where youre the lead doesnt mean you should
why did his nearest and dearest not be honest with him and tell him nobodys gonna watch this shitshow
patrick begin was wasted in eastenders the writers couldn’t write a school play he has charisma and is sexy despite his age hope hes given some real work soon
Patrick begin was wasted in eastenders those fools couldn’t put a school play together
he has charisma and is sexy despite his age
Absolutely. Used to have a big gra for the Berginmeister. I’m just shocked he’s stooped to East-fappin-get-outta-my-pub-Enders.
lol, the plot he was involved in on eastenders was off the wall and he was a bit of a joke such a waste
thought he’d have a passionate affair with our kaff from the cafe :) or dance the light fangango with common as muck karen (yer one with all the kids from different dads)
michael shatleys nearest and dearest should have been honest with him and tell him ain’t nobody gong to watch your shitshow just because you can afford to produce your own film doesnt mean you should
I find it incredible that he didn’t think to bill the leading lady (Nicole Evans) on the poster.