Loves A Good Row

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This morning.

St. Laurence O’Toole Recreation Centre, Sheriff Street Lower, North Wall, Dublin.

Minister for Transport, Tourism and Sport, Shane Ross in canoe and Minister of State for Tourism and Sport, Brendan Griffin (right), with Angel O Toole and Evan Brazil while officially launching the National Sports Policy 2018–2027.

NO lifebelt?

He’s a danger to himself and other canal users.

Leah Farrell/RollingNews

Update:

Positively Corinthian.

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42 thoughts on “Loves A Good Row

    1. Bertie Blenkinsop

      He’s as bad as those two saps on the ad moving the sofa around their house.

      1. Andyourpointiswhatexactly?

        I HATE couches with low backs. WHAT’S THE POINT? Sitting there with your head rolling around with no support. They’re for KNOBJOCKEYS.
        Fact.
        Next issue I can rant about?

        1. Bertie Blenkinsop

          Litter
          Piers Morgan
          Why Oasis went so bad so quickly
          Blanket defense in GAA

          1. Andyourpointiswhatexactly?

            Weird coincidence, or maybe just a midlife thing. Today I was walking into town for lunch and had a little roleplay thing in my head where I was going to take the rubbish someone had thrown from their car and throw it back into that car. Then I thought I might get attacked so I decided I would put it on the roof of the car instead.
            I did neither, obviously, but it kept me happy, ranting away in my head.
            I LOVE RANTING.

          2. Bertie Blenkinsop

            People who don’t wave / flash their hazards when you let them out
            Cats shítting in your garden
            Dirty fingernails
            Love Island

            I could go on….

          3. Janet, I ate my avatar

            dirty toenails
            feet on seats
            chewing noisily with gob open
            using the wiping sponge to do the dishes
            putting sh”t randomly in the fridge AS IF THERES NO SUSTEM
            ARE YOU F…ING BLIND

          4. Andyourpointiswhatexactly?

            Why would you not have your purse/wallet ready when at a till? You’re in Tesco. They’ve just put all your stuff through. You’ve packed it away. WHERE’S YOUR FUPPING MONEY, YOU STUPID DUMBSH*T GODDAMN MOTHERFUPPER?

          5. Andyourpointiswhatexactly?

            I think I might irritate Janet slightly. I’m a bit gung-ho in my fridge packing.

          6. Andyourpointiswhatexactly?

            I was quoting The Offspring there when I lost it, if anybody’s interested. The song is Bad Habit.

          7. mildred st meadowlark

            And we all love a good moan about the cyclists.

            The rules of the road still apply to you, you shower of arseknuckles, and that INCLUDES TRAFFIC LIGHTS FFS.

          8. Brother Barnabas

            if the road is clear but the light is red, i’ll go

            i’ll look first but I’m going

            i’m fine with you checking out my ar se as i pass, by the way

          9. Janet, I ate my avatar

            you’re a gentleman
            I don’t believe a word of what they say about you

          10. Brother Barnabas

            all I ask is that you desist from doing that thing where you lick the end of your finger, touch your nipple and make a sizzling sound

            that’s objectifying me

          11. Brother Barnabas

            cycling shorts are fun to wear (for a man more so, I suspect), but small bit indecent

          12. Andyourpointiswhatexactly?

            Well yes. Summer cyclists. I don’t mind year-round cyclists like me.
            But those stupid, pootling, unfit, erratic ignoramuses DRIVE ME INSANE. Well, cycle me insane.
            Fuppers.

          13. Andyourpointiswhatexactly?

            Feel free to do it, Janet. Just don’t lecture me about it. I DON’T CARE.
            I’ll fix you a drink while you do it, to show there’re no hard feelings.
            And I’ll SPIT into it.

          14. Janet, I ate my avatar

            I thought you were giving me permission to look at bottoms initially :)

          15. Andyourpointiswhatexactly?

            Sorry. I’m working between rants, irritatingly, so am a bit scattered.

          16. Janet, I ate my avatar

            maybe if you were organised and had a neat perfectly aligned desk with a system you could rant more efficiently,
            I know someone with coloured postits and a ruler who could help

          17. Andyourpointiswhatexactly?

            You would have an epileptic fit if you saw my desk.
            Or you’d jizz yourself with the excitement of the impending tidy-up of said desk.

          18. Andyourpointiswhatexactly?

            I’m just looking down onto my keyboard. The crud under the keys is, frankly, horrifying.

          19. Janet, I ate my avatar

            I feel a little ill
            plus simultaneously distracted by the brother B
            why I keep coming back here

  1. Giggidygoo

    He must have got a few pointers from Joan Burton ‘sit in the boat, but don’t put it in water’

    1. Janet, I ate my avatar

      I love that expression, starts singing all day now…
      I have no wife to bother me life
      I’ll paddle me own canoe

  2. theo kretschmar schuldorff

    Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    Canoe.
    Canoe who?
    Canoe get started on the Dublin section of the Royal Canal Greenway please.

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