Heat expands girth.
Can you confirm?
Katie writes:
As your website attracts some of the biggest male members around, could they confirm or deny if the phenomenon known as the ‘Summer penis‘. is a real thing or just another flaccid male lie. Asking for a friend.
Anyone?
Pic: Shutterstock
i can’t even find mine in the winter, so yep..
A shower and a grower.. it’s like having your cake and eating it..
…..like a frightened turtle
Ask Brother Barnabas.
I believe it’s his area of expertise.
you flatter me, charger
what exactly do you want to know?
behind every great Mickey is a strong Minnie
How to win friends and influence people…. troll style.
ah it’s a Mickey mouse joke :)
but fair point, hetronormative quip retracted
blows kiss
serpents kiss is no kiss
It’s a Banana Republic at the moment….
Yes. I am enormous.
it’s hard to tell under the cassock
Don’t I know that that is infinite space, and not a rounded vault? But, however I may screw my eyes and strain my sight, I cannot help seeing it round and limited, and despite my knowledge of it as a limitless space I am indubitably right when I see a firm blue vault, and more right than when I strain to see beyond it.
Tolstoy said so anyway
ye’re all fierce shy
there’s no story, frillz. just the summertime horniness has us all walking around with a semi. same as it’s always been.
mine is definitely more ‘full’ alright. grand if in shorts but jeans/trousers all day can take its toll..and I ain’t no porn star. I’d nearly pity any bigger ‘lads’ out there…nearly…
“Asking for a friend.”… also inconsequently named Katie who may or may not require substantial evidence to corroborate any claims…
Yep, due to the increase in heat(not great for the sperm count) and the stress and swelling on the body’s cardiovascular system labouring more but more specifically to do with blood supply, circulation, health and fitness and then the usual obvious factor of physical and mental stimulation( only one brain operates the gears btw).
The shift into summer weather also makes people more optimistic and positive which eventually leads many, that way inclined, into feeling and acting more amourous. Make hay as the sun shines in the silly season etc.
Hope that helps but I’m not 100% sure about the science though, I got my medical QEd from drumpf university for a 100$ off a special one-time only discount offer with a box of steaks a few years back…
:-J
I don’t trust unscientific social surveys like this, so my answer is unprintable.
https://youtu.be/7hzLVBKAXHo
The d in David
d’s penis was scuplted as small for aesthetic reasons as larger penises were considered too vulgar for viewing at the time..
I like to imagine he orignally had a massive tool with a bend in it, like a hook pointing back up to his face…..ahh..but that’s just my sense of humour though.
:-J
Just when you thought the pissy shorts were the new low for Broadsheet….
( yes, I have a small mickey )
we say ‘cute’ rather than small nowadays, bertie
Bijou Bertie.
It’s not about size, you know, but more about how much of the kama sutra you can perform.
I’m a veritable plate spinner Mills
I’d expect nothing less from you B.
You guys!! Awwwwwwww!
Awwwwww as in Euuuuugggghhh?
You’re definitely sitting at the “forced to invite” table at our wedding.
i’ve the speech written
Sadly… so have i
I am seeing a thick 9″ security guard from Drogheda so I disagree, intelligence is very over rated.
He can make breakfast while still contributing towards our deep meaningless relationship.
TMI
jeysus will that not leave you anally incontinent?
Finally a topic where it’s okay to mansplain.
didn’t take you for the sort, regardless of the nature
Me and my better half are on Fabswingers if you’d like to check out the theory haha
Annnnd if anyone finds a HTC phone etc etc ;)
Now I’m not one to blow my own horn but I wish I could, so this is good news.
Honestly thought this post was about bananas.
Shower of durtbags.
Used to be called stalky weather