Whitefriar Street, Dublin 2
Conor Feehan, in the Irish Independent, reports:
Gardai in Dublin have launched an investigation after what is believed to be part of a human ear was found on a city street this morning.
The grim discovery was made by a passer-by on Whitefriar Street in the south of the city at 9.45am
Investigation launched after ‘part of human ear’ found on city street (Irish Independent)
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Eerie discovery
Argh h…ear!!
Clowns to the left of me……
You want an ear? I’ll get you an ear by three o’clock this afternoon. There are ways, believe me. You don’t want to know.
shut the fupp up, Donny
Vincent? is that you ?
Seems like a case of ‘Ear today, gone tomorrow
Friends, Romans, countrymen….
ah, shakesp-ear
Ah Julius Seize-ear*
* needs work
Passer-by sees ear.
Doesn’t give their name.
i preferred your ear-lier attempt bert.
Thanks Scottsear
Don’t forget to let the Gardai know if you hear anything.
hear hear
yeah, lobe in a phone call if you do.
bit ear-ly for puns though isn’t it?
yeah, make sure you give them a ring
Good headline. You see, it’s pointing to the fact that the person can’t hear by saying “WHAT” like someone who was hard of hearing might say? Although “I beg your pardon?” might be nicer.
Anything else need explaining around hear?
BOOM. It never schtops.
Was it found by Jeffrey Beaumont?
Know some folk around there – I’ll keep my ear to the ground.
Listen to everyone waxing lyrical with the ear puns.
Well,I’m not usually one to blow my own trumpet …
yeah you are. you’re a bit of a cochlea
You’re talking out of your bum area now …
Jeez – it’s not bum area hole.
It’s hole as in ear-hole.
Geddit ?
No brainer to investigate – look out for person with crooked spectacles. Or artist platter. Or both.
Bet the rest of the body has been dumped in the auditory canal, (ear) bud.
Blue Velvet comes to mind.