A Limerick A Day

John Moynes at 9:16 am August 16, 2018

Londoner Tereza Burki is suing an elite dating service for £12,000 after she failed to meet anybody

Each singleton hopes it’s their fate
To meet someone nice on a date
But Seventy Thirty
Lacked enough flirty
Chaps, though they charge a high rate

John Moynes

Pic via Facebook

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12 thoughts on “A Limerick A Day”

Rob_G August 16, 2018 at 9:20 am

Pm in ‘others’
Brother Barnabas August 16, 2018 at 9:38 am

BS should sideline as a dating site
1. scottser August 16, 2018 at 9:49 am
  
  i think you just need to get your hole mate.
  1. Brother Barnabas August 16, 2018 at 9:52 am
    
    just swiped left on you, scottser
Bertie Blenkinsop August 16, 2018 at 10:14 am

Fur coat no clickers.
1. Spud August 16, 2018 at 10:20 am
  
  Bravo!!
2. Brother Barnabas August 16, 2018 at 10:21 am
  
  haha
3. Bodger August 16, 2018 at 10:22 am
  
  Hehehehe
4. Nigel August 16, 2018 at 10:36 am
  
  Take the rest of the day off Bertie.
5. Rob_G August 16, 2018 at 10:41 am
  
  Yes Bertie!
6. bisted August 16, 2018 at 10:47 am
  
  …applause…
7. ivan August 16, 2018 at 10:52 am
  
  If this was twitter, you’d have got my Frank Carson Wey Hey pic….
  
  http://www.eadt.co.uk/polopoly_fs/1.1218626.1330017826!/image/3515395884.jpg_gen/derivatives/landscape_630/3515395884.jpg

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