Above from left: Lukman Onilenla, Halle Steele, Anna Zborilova, Dion Mahoney and Thais Vargas
This morning.
Stephen’s Green, Dublin 2
The launch of the United Colors of Benetton’s Autumn/Winter 2018 collection involving platform trainers, ‘teddy coats’, culotte jeans and crushed velvet loon pants.
Finally.
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That reminds me, I must leave some stuff into Oxfam, they will be running low by the looks of it.
It’s the new ‘Homeless Collection’
I try not to follow fashion trends but if frowning is in I might just be the best model in town… still refuse to dress like a hipster though.
JUST SAY NO TO FLARES
I had purple cord ones circa 2001. Possibly bright pink ones a year later. The shame
mine were brown cords. ugh. the horror.
Early 80’s, I had brown cord dungarees that I’d wear on Saturdays, thinking I was so cool.
Ron Howard Voice: She wasn’t.
That image in my mind cannot be undone. A bit like Boris Johnson’s Bullingdon club picture… Not good….
With a beige, stretchy material that defied classification, POLO NECK!!
You’re welcome for the nightmares.
DON’T BE ASHAMED! EMBRACE THE MULTICOLORED FLARED CORDS.
Oh they were two separate pairs, jaysus I never did the multicoloured trouser thing. That would have been a step too far for me and my otherwise haphazard teenage wardrobe!
Flares are my guilty pleasure.
Aside from ridiculous amounts of wine, naturally.
They are trying to bring flares back again?! Thats so late 90’s, before it was so 70’s.
One or two items might suit me as I toddle downstairs at 7 am to put the kettle on. I might wear two other items on the St. Patrick’s Day parade – an alternative to the daft paddyhat.
This only brings us closer to the day I can relax in boot cut jeans once more
always assumed you were from dublin
I am, but those boggers got that much right.
You and me both Rotide.
Relaxed fit boot cut jeans – not a great move. Unless combined with white Penny’s runners and GOLA shoulder bag. But then that footwear would bar you from Copper’s… try Temple Bar second hand, sorry vintage clothing, shops for platform shoes (sold at ripoff prices) .
This.collection has NOTHING for.the.middle.aged white male. I am SO hurt right now. i am INVISIBLE to this pack of elitist BASTARDS!
nothing original there whatsoever….
Some set of pins on Thais all the same
I do like culottes.
The answer my friend – is blowing in the wind. . .
I never thought Millie was a member of the sans culottes.
Never underestimate me.
Also, bravo.
Ah ffs I just got rid of three pairs of bell bottoms from the last time they were in :-(
Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear.
(Out of shot: Insomnia paper coffee cup and sign “Model for hostel.”