Belgium recorded 255 reports of UFOs in 2018, an increase on the 171 witnessed in 2017

One thing we all know is true
Is in Belgium there’s not much to do
So to Flemish surprise
When they looked to the skies
They saw something come out of the blue

John Moynes

Pic: Getty

35 thoughts on “A Limerick A Day

    1. Eoin

      “What’s Belgium famous for? Chocolates and child abuse. And they only invented the chocolates
      to get to the kids” as Ray said.

      Surprised there aren’t far more UFO sightings now that everyone and their dog has a drone.

    2. Yep

      Yeah but…waffles though. Thanks for letting me laugh at genocide Nigel ;)

      Kind of on topic, I highly recommend a book I read at the end of last year called Dictatorland. Great read.

      Woluldn’t be a terrible New Year post (book recommendations) for BS as I’m sure I’m not the only one who has promised themselves to read 12,000 books a month this year.

    3. rotide

      Beer
      Chips
      The greatest cyclist ever known
      a bloody good football team
      Comedy lack of government that would put NI to shame
      and that whole congo thing

      I’m out

  1. jusayinlike

    The craft is man made. It’s called the TR3B. It’s a stealth fighter capable of travelling at mk9 and can turn at right angles with no loss in velocity. It’s powered by a nuclear cell and uses gravity interference technology as propulsion.

    It’s capable of quite easily leaving earth’s atmosphere due to its gravity interference capabilities. it’s also possible for it to travel to the moon and mars as it does not burn it’s own mass to achieve the required inertia.

    NATO has a fleet of these as has the US. The craft are stored in Belgium, hence the sightings.

      1. jusayinlike

        jeers and sneers from a kids english teacher with an affinity for tin tin, how I laugh..

        Meanwhile in the real world I’m an engineer with an honours degree in applied physics and maths who spends half the year in South Africa.

        1. Nigel

          Who believes UFOs are a secret fleet of interplanetary stealth craft, the moon landings were faked, mass shootings in the US are faked using ‘crisis-actors’ and President Trump is secretly working with Mueller against an elite pedophile ring that includes Hilary Clinton and Barack Obama (this last subject to whatever the current Q conspiracy is at.) And none of that is me sneering or jeering, this is what you have asserted over the least year or two.

          1. jusayinlike

            Attempts to abnormalise me only cements my assertion that when you have no idea what you’re talking about you resort to childish jeers and sneers. Stick to kids english and tin tin sucker.

          2. Nigel

            Yes of course you have a degree in childish enginjeering.

            Tintin (note spelling, not Trintrin either) is another product of Belgium for those following along.

          3. Nigel

            Clampers thinks I’m a woman and jusayinlike thinks I’m a teacher, and you both think you’re insulting me? Blistering barnacles.

        2. rotide

          LOL

          “Meanwhile in the real world I’m an engineer with an honours degree in applied physics and maths who ” believes there is a secret craft that is ” capable of travelling at mk9 and can turn at right angles with no loss in velocity” and which can ‘travel to the moon and mars as it does not burn it’s own mass to achieve the required inertia’ because of ‘gravity interference capabilities’

          hahahahahahaha

          Did you get your physics degree on the back of a Dan Dare comic?

          1. jusayinlike

            Poor little editor..

            another pathetic excuse who offers little outside of sneers and jeers..

            Firstly my degree is out of Trinity. I also have an honours degree in pharmaceutical technology, GMP and am also qualified in CCNA and networking. I’m an engineer by vocation and have worked in a wide variety of industries. In my spare time I build cars with a focus on turbo charged direct injection diesel technology.

            To the subject matter, anti gravity interference craft were first engineered by the Nazi’s.

            To build these craft, they constructed a power station to supply current to a gigantic docking station, which is still standing in northern Poland. The structure looks like the gas works in ringsend.

            The craft was saucer shaped with bell jar profile. It used super conducting fluid which was spun at an extremely high rate creating flux which when electro magnified,via the power station, created an interference pattern around the craft, almost like like sided magnets and iron filings, anything within this pattern lost 90% of its mass, and in the case of the craft allowed it to float, and move extremely quickly given its physical weight.

            The crafts were constructed in a bunker built into the mountains close by the docking station. I must emphasize that the docking station and enormous cabling are still in existence in northern Poland. This was taking place in 1943, by 1946 all the scientists and technology was paperclipped to the US to work for NASA and the military.

            So we know the technology exists, we know it was taken to the US and most likely it’s allies. We know all this was done 75 years ago and you seem to think it hasn’t been advanced?

            FYI, stealth technology was first produced in WW2, it was released for public viewing in 1997.

            Who looks silly now.

          2. jusayinlike

            And yet you dismiss it outright without the slightest idea what you’re actually talking about.

          3. Nigel

            It must be very frustrating that your academic and professional qualifications fail to lend credence to your theory that UFOs are interplanetary NATO stealth craft

          4. Nigel

            Marsh gas, obviously. Now look at this It’s going to flash a light in your eyes that won’t erase your memories at all.

    1. rotide

      I know you are paranoid enough to believe all this guff, but Could you answer a simple question?

      If NATO and the US have fleets of these things, why are they wasting time creating a NWO when they could be exploiting the vast mineral deposits of the solar system with them and making everyone wealthy beyond their wildest dreams.

      1. jusayinlike

        Did the Nazi’s work the jews before slaughtering them?

        Your sneers only make you look like an amateur.

  2. bisted

    …blame that fella Magritte…always looking at the sky…always seeing the most unlikely things…

  3. Niallo

    Doubtfull they see much more than the light polution from sodium street lights, the whole country is covered in them, google belgium at night from space, tis unreal like.

  4. Steph Pinker

    This is such an entertaining thread of comments, insights, expertise and opinions, thank you Mr Moynes!

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