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44 thoughts on “A Lovely Pair Of Standards”

    1. Orla

      Maybe read about what Les Moonves did to Jackson and her career after the Super Bowl and see if you still think the story is “cack”. It’s worse than double standards, it’s indefensible Puritanism. She was Hester Prynne-d for years.

      1. Nigel

        What gets me is that it wasn’t any of her doing it was feckin’ Timberlake, and he got off with an apology to some exec or other (if i remember correctly) while Jackson was sent to Coventry, effectively. She was punished for what he did. How the feck is that ok?

        1. Orla

          It’s a crazy story. Moonves was obsessed with JJ’s contriteness or lack of it. Banned her videos from mtv and vh1. The same Moonves then was fired from CBS for sexual misconduct, which kinda supports the idea that he may have may have some unsavory views about women, their role and their worth. Gross

  2. Junkface

    Why are men’s nipples fine to broadcast and not female nipples!!? Unbelievable.

    I don’t think anyone knows the answer to this question. Its like, the worlds biggest mystery

  3. George

    Men don’t have breasts. Why do woman in swimming pools have to wear different swimming suits to men?

  4. Tony

    Why are women forced to sit down in toilet cubicles? Why aren’t they allowed to use urinals like men? One rule for the feminists and another for the patriarchs, is it? Tsk tsk shame…

    1. SOQ

      I went out with a guy like that once. We were busy forging a deep meaningless relationship until I realised I was staring at a large tattoo of Gerry Adams and the hunger strikers on his back.

      Talk about a passion killer.

          1. SOQ

            Eventually.

            He had the top half of an elephant’s head tattooed above it, so you can picture where the trunk was.

      4. Starina

        gross. I met a guy (he was sleeping with a friend of mine) who had “thank you” tattooed just above his willy. ugh.

      5. scundered

        I can’t help wondering if when he gets the middle aged spread will it make the hunger strikers look fat too? Awkward.

    1. Starina

      Because up to a certain developmental stage in the womb, the fetus has no gender. there’s just a bottyhole, nipples and some nerve endings. I’m sure somebody else can explain it more eloquently than I, but that’s the gist of it.

  11. Ian-O

    I’ve never understood the big drama about a topless woman? See it all the time on Mediterranean beaches and nobody bats an eyelid and why should they?

    Considering our climate and its resulting weather, you’d probably only see a few strange nipples for two – three weeks a year. On a beach. So hardly Sodom and Gomorroah stuff?

    1. Starina

      American puritanism. They don’t even go in for cleavage, really, a lot of tank tops over yonder are four fingers above the cleavage line. Nips are totally out of bounds.

      1. f_lawless

        but if female nips started to become an accepted norm at such huge entertainment events,I doubt it would be perceived as a victory for female liberation over puritanism

        1. Starina

          It’s all about context. Topless backing dancers to titilate the audience is one thing. Amanda Palmer doing a set topless because she wants to is another.

  13. Nullzero

    The singer from maroon 5 is a massive breatsicle full stop. He most likely pleasures himself to pictures of himself.

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