A Limerick A Valentine’s Day

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When you’re halfway through February say
“Happy St Valentine’s Day”
Then pay through the nose
For a tatty old rose
As you try to get your end away

John Moynes

18 thoughts on “A Limerick A Valentine’s Day

  1. Andyourpointiswhatexactly?

    Innuendo. In YOUR end-o.
    Actually, it’s not innuendo. It’s plain as the nose on yer face

  2. Catherine costelloe

    My husband sent me flowers on Valentines signed by his secretary. I binned them and we still laugh over it. You’re skating on thin ice with this one , John!!

  3. Nigel

    Quick Moynesy critique this poem I made to get right with the wife again:
    Your eyes they shine like diamonds
    My heart is is awash in their flashes
    I’m sorry I got drunk on your birthday
    And threw up in your mother’s ashes.

    1. Andyourpointiswhatexactly?

      I would smut that up by going “a diamond/flash/ birthday/gash”.

      Some might say “too much”. I dispute that.

    1. millie st murderlark

      Happy Valentine’s Day husband!

      I’ll snuggle you when we meet at the secret, sacred meeting spot. I’ll have a red fleur in my hair.

        1. missred

          I’ve gone from filth-monger to slight prude and beginning to wish I hadn’t asked…..
          Ok, try me! Fragrant red roses and the like?

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