Bob Geldof is being touted in Britain as a post-Brexit ‘unifying figure to promote a feeling of national togetherness’, The Guardian is reporting today
He’s not the first old music star
To start to act rather bizarre
But it seems that Sir Bob
Now wants a new job
If Britain needs a ‘Healing Tsar’.
John Moynes
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I used to love Bob. Then, when the Scottish Independence referendum was on, he told people to stay. FFS, he is the product of a republic and he tells the Scots to stay subservient to the English. I realise he is a twat now. Sir indeed!
Imagine someone having different opinions to you…
And apparently the Scots agreed with him, as they voted to maintain their subservience in a vote with the highest turnout since universal suffrage was introduced in GB.
In this day and age it is hard to discern real news from April Fools’ jokes.
bob geldof, more like bob get off the stage u big eejit
Photo taken just before his steel drum solo?
Brit Aid…go for it Bob.
Only we’re not giving them our f…king money!
It’s an April Fools. Bit of a weird one tbh coming from a newspaper.
Did you… did you really not cop that was an April Fools? Did you read the article beyond the first few paragraphs? Are you sure you should have the keys to a “news” site like this?
It’s a meta April fule.
Ryan Tubridy surely… the LLS in London was an improvement over the usual Westminister comedy.
David Van Day of Dollar? The day that’s in it:
https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2019/apr/01/proposal-for-healing-tsar-to-reunite-britain-after-brexit