A study looking at freshwater marine life in the UK has found cocaine inside shrimp
This morning’s news isn’t a joke
It’s enough to make decent folk choke
If you’ve wondered why
Your shellfish seem high
It turns out the shrimp are on coke.
John Moynes
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Let me get this straight – this is regular shrimp, and they don’t charge you extra for it?
Not really seeing the issue, tbh…
Cocaine and inside shrimp…?
So glad it’s not just me who thought bit was Friday this morning
I also thought it was Friday
( there’s ketamine in them too )
I bet they are having THE TIME OF THEIR LIVES
orders prawns for lunch
That sort of shrimp are easy to identify – the sit up on the plate and talk incessant poo about themselves.