If you want to poison your boss
Or strangle them with dental floss
You may think that’s bad
Or that you’re going mad
But psychologists don’t give a toss

John Moynes

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4 thoughts on “A Limerick A Day

  1. Cian

    “Fantasising about killing your boss says ‘you’re less likely to do it'”

    um, so if you don’t fantasise about killing your boss… you are likely to kill them?

    1. millie st murderlark

      I like my boss. He’s a thoroughly decent man.

      What does this mean? What kind of freak am I???

        1. millie st murderlark

          Are you my boss?

          Because if so, I would never think such an awful thought about you, oh bestest boss ever.


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