‘sup?
Merrion Street, Dublin 2.
Susan McCarthy writes:
The Mont Hotel, previously Mont Clare hotel is coming to the end of a 10-month transformation and has sought the help of a 4-legged candidate to be on lobby pawtrol when the hotel opens its doors.
Introducing our Guest Relations Pawfficer; Monty (above)
After hours of tough negotiations with Urska Radanovic (top), The Mont hotel manager, it was agreed that Monty’s remuneration consists of at least 1000 rubs per week and daily treats.
She is now busy pupparing for the opening of The Mont making sure the final details are pawfect….
Arf.
i had one of the filthiest sexy times of my life in a gatecrashed wedding reception in the mont clare, so will always have a soft spot for that place
Aye. I’ve heard about your soft spot. Sorry about that.
sorry, that was insensitive of me. and you’re right to be cross. i won’t ever mention* that incident again.
(*i may think of it)
Harrumph.
d’ya know
come t’think of it
I don’t think I’ve every got lucky in a Dublin Hotel
‘probably fell asleep alright
I wouldn’t stay in a hotel that allows dogs on the premises.
They will be devestated.
If I recall correctly, the Mont Clare was used as one scene in the film Haywire with Gina Carano. She basically kicks the daylights out of the Garda Rapid Response Team in the upstairs ballroom. Good film.
Oops. Inappropriate placement of comments. The film was not good because of the fight with the Garda team, but in general. Apologies to any offended by the implication.
Ah the dote
wait’ll he cocks his leg on someones LV wheelie bag
or selfied licking his boy bits
or gets caught rapid leaving mini sausage type messages around the breakfast buffet
But seriously, Mont – fair play
Old School. New Cool
This tag has the potential to be the new we all partied
plus they had the foresight to employ a man
marketing manager and not just a sales manager, nice move for a hotel group
there’s not meant to be the word man in that comment
Well it’s there now
“plus they had the foresight to employ a man”
-Janet, 20/6/19
in all its misogynistic glory for all eternity
cover blown
now where’s my eggs
What a poo poo name for a hotel
Is this a dog hotel?
Can dogs stay there? As guests? With humans….
I wish this country was more dog friendly, my Paris pooches can’t understand why they have to stay at home when they have better manners and are cleaner than most people on public transport and in restaurants in Dublin
fact