A Limerick A Day

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UK Tory Party leadership candidate Boris Johnson has revealed he makes models of London double decker buses in his spare time

Now Johnson has caused a new fuss
When he took some time out to discuss
How with paint and a crate
He builds an ornate
Facsimile of a red bus

John Moynes

Pic: Getty

4 thoughts on “A Limerick A Day

  1. Murtles

    Boris makes up to 9 buses a week thus forcing him to consume 18 bottles of wine so he can use the boxes. The Fairy Liquid ad with the wee fella in a space helmet waiting for the bottle to be finished comes to mind but instead Boris has his paint brushes in hand while drinking his vino.

  2. millie st murderlark

    HE’S SUCH A TWIT

    sorry, just had to get that off my chest. it’s been a long morning.

  3. Spaghetti Hoop

    Because of the rigid class system in Britain, it seems Old Etonians, Oxbridge and private school attendees are always deemed superior by the public and therefore primed for high-level government. In reality they are predominantly racist and childish with little basic general knowledge. Boris and Jeremy Hunt, Cameron, Eden, Macmillan being classic examples. I would love to see Britain as a republic and /or shake off this inferiority complex among the ‘general’ population, plus equal treatment of students. There would be far better leaders and thinkers imo.

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