Germans kept awake by ‘noisy neighbours’ found the sound came from ‘copulating hedgehogs’
If you’re sleeping in Augsburg tonight
You’re in for a terrible fright
For no one enjoys
The terrible noise
That hedgehogs emit in delight
John Moynes
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I’m just not going to Google how do hedgehogs copulate but unless they’re doing it missionary style, there’s going to be some terrible noise alright!