Brought To Heel

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Leader of the UK House of Commons Jacob Rees-Mogg (left) and British prime Minister Boris Johnson

Until We Are Dogs

Johnson and Rees-Mogg
Won’t be happy
Until we are dogs
Until social democracy
Is long gone
And we are their dogs
Fetching the kill
From their glorious hunt
So happy with a pat
On the head
And a dog’s dinner
Desperate to please
Delighted to be teased
Overjoyed to be worked
To the heart-pounding bone
For nothing but a treat
And a blanket in the barn

Johnson and Rees-Mogg
Won’t be happy
Until we are dogs
Until social democracy
Is long gone
And we are their dogs
Fetching the kill
From their glorious hunt
Wretches whose only thrill
Is attacking other dogs
In dark-lit alleys
As our masters laugh
And drink and punt the money
We slaved for them to throw
On us to kill or be killed
Pitiful hopeless cunt after cunt

Johnson and Rees-Mogg
Won’t be happy
Until we are dogs
Until social democracy
Is long gone
And we are their dogs
Fetching the kill
From their glorious hunt
No longer understanding
The language they speak
But ecstatic if they approve
Of us in any way- ‘good boys!
Good girls!’ a finger through the curls
Utterly oblivious to the new routine
Which means in the event
Of any illness or unrest
It’s a bullet in the chest
And pig-swill mince at best

Roddy McDevitt

Previously: Roddy McDevitt on Broadsheet

Pic: Getty

3 thoughts on “Brought To Heel

  1. Termagant

    Or – they’re just politicians, hustling for power yes, pushing an agenda you might not agree with yes, but ultimately just normal politicians who aren’t actually evil and don’t actually want to grind the proletariat under their cloven hoof.
    Let’s drop the meldrama shall we, there was a point at which it was entertaining, but it’s become tiresome.

  2. Bertie Blenkinsop

    There’s worse things to be than a dog, even without the added bonus of being able to lick your own genitals.

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