— Stereogum (@stereogum) September 15, 2020
“I don’t wear a mask, no. The whole fucking thing is bollocks. You’re supposed to wear them in Selfridges but you can fucking go down to the pub and be surrounded by every fucking c**t. Oh well, actually, we don’t have the virus in the pubs, but we have it in Selfridges, oh alright.”
Over to you, Jedward, ‘Our Kid’, etc.
Earlier: Burn Before Reading
If you think wearing a mask “does nothing” you must find the whole idea car windscreens, hats, nappies and coats to be a complete “load of bollocks”.
— Jarlath Regan (@Jarlath) September 15, 2020
A comedian, eh?