Life Is A Rollercoaster

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Tayto Park.

10 years this month.

It grew up so fast.

Ian Collins writes:

Whether it’s a Christmas gift for all the family to enjoy, or something to keep the spirits high during lockdown, to celebrate 10 years of Ireland’s only theme park and zoo, Tayto Park has announced a 48-hour sale across all gift cards from tomorrow, Tuesday, November 3.

Tayto Park is ultimate family day out, catch a ride on Europe’s largest wooden inverted wooden rollercoaster, The Cú Chulainn Coaster, take a plunge on Ireland’s largest flume attraction, The Viking Voyage, or why not put your zoo skills to the test while visiting ‘Lemur Woods’ Ireland’s largest lemur walk through or discover tigers, leopards, birds of prey and much more at the Tayto Park Zoo!

The Tayto Park sale [at link below] will include 20% OFF all gift cards, Tayto Park gift cards can be used to purchase day tickets for a date of your choice or can be used to purchase seasonal passes.

To celebrate, Tayto Park have supplied us with a (yes, one) free FAMILY pass to Tayto Park to give away.

To enter, please complete this rhyme:

It’s ten years since Tayto got its own park,

An oasis for crisp lovers to have a lark,

Vinegarishly, some expected cheese and little to savour,

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Lines MUST close at 10pm.

Tayto Park

18 thoughts on “Life Is A Rollercoaster

  1. Ger

    It’s ten years since Tayto got its own park,

    An oasis for crisp lovers to have a lark

    Vinegarishly, some expected cheese and little to savour
    Leo should be fired for his bad behaviour

  2. scottser

    It’s ten years since Tayto got its own park,
    An oasis for crisp lovers to have a lark
    Vinegarishly, some expected cheese and little to savour
    And to enter, an arm and a leg to hand over.

  3. Dee Cunniffe

    It’s ten years since Tayto got its own park,
    An oasis for crisp lovers to have a lark
    Vinegarishly, some expected cheese and little to savour,
    But fun and excitement are the new flavour!

  4. Magluby

    It’s ten years since Tayto got its own park,
    An oasis for crisp lovers to have a lark,
    Vinegarishly, some expected cheese and little to savour,
    We’re still in bleedin lockdown so can’t go till much later

  5. Daveo

    It’s ten years since Tayto got its own park,
    An oasis for crisp lovers to have a lark
    Vinegarishly, some expected cheese and little to savour,
    Cheesed, the ride was all i gave her

  6. Eoghan

    It’s ten years since Tayto got its own park,

    An oasis for crisp lovers to have a lark,

    Vinegarishly, some expected cheese and little to savour,

    Instead, respite for parents from rattling sabres

    ___________________________________.

  7. dylad

    It’s ten years since Tayto got its own park,

    An oasis for crisp lovers to have a lark,

    Vinegarishly, some expected cheese and little to savour,

    because in the 1980s we used crisp bags as condoms.

  8. dylan

    It’s ten years since Tayto got its own park,

    An oasis for crisp lovers to have a lark,

    Vinegarishly, some expected cheese and little to savour,

    and killed themselves with a blunt razor.

  9. f_lawless

    It’s ten years since Tayto got its own park,

    An oasis for crisp lovers to have a lark

    Vinegarishly, some expected cheese and little to savour

    But were left more ecstatic than a hardcore raver

  10. Andrew Caffrey

    It’s ten years since Tayto got its own park,

    An oasis for crisp lovers to have a lark

    Vinegarishly, some expected cheese and little to savour

    And Now, Ashbourne descended upon by townie invader

    With a wooden coaster, zoo, circus and eagles nest

    It surpasses mosney, and by God wasnt that just the best!

  11. goldenbrown

    It’s ten years since Tayto got its own park,

    An oasis for crisp lovers to have a lark,

    Vinegarishly, some expected cheese and little to savour,

    Cú Chulainn proved ’em all wrong…like King Cheese and Onion having the much better flavour,

    But to be fair Tayto Park sounds better than Largo Foods Park

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