Misheard Immunity

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The votes are in.

After several lawsuits.

Last week, with a fancy €25 Golden Discs voucher offer, I asked for your most embarrassing incident of mishearing lyrics to popular songs in public.

You answered in your shameful dozens.

Alas, there could only one winner.

Third Place:

Cu Chulainn writes:

‘Has to be ‘Ireland’s industry’ an ad for the IDA I thought, and not Islands in the Stream…’

Runner-up:

Brother Barnabas writes:

‘Mine goes back a bit – while the rest of Sister Teresa’s Senior Infants were singing “he’s got the whole world in his hands” I heard – and sang with gusto – “he’s got the whole world in his pants”. Even a slap across the ear from the head nun (“forever the smart alec, aren’t we?”) didn’t clarify; it was years later that i uncovered my (genuine) error.’

Winner:

Mucho Gordo-Delgado

George Michael: “Cause I gotta have faith, I gotta’ have faith, Because I gotta have faith, faith, faith, I got to have faith, faith, faith.”

I heard: “Cause I gotta have Fanta, I gotta’ have Fanta, Because I gotta have Fanta, Fanta, Fanta, I got to have Fanta, Fanta, Fanta.”‘

Nick says: Thanks all (also this week’s competition coming up).

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2 thoughts on “Misheard Immunity

  1. Ben Madigan

    The US election has reminded me of one – that Taylor Swift song which goes
    “boys only want love if it’s torture”
    I always hear as
    “Boys only want love if it’s Georgia”
    Used to wonder who Georgia was

  2. Paulus

    Damn, too late your third place reminds me of Kenny Rogers’ …”You picked a fine time to leave me loose heel”

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