US President Donald Trump issued 15 pardons last night including ones to four former government contractors who were convicted in a 2007 massacre in Iraq
The prisons erupted with glee
At Donald’s crook-pardoning spree
As a big mob of traitors
Who worked for dictators
Will now get to go home scot free
Meanwhile…
…John writes:
And that’s the last limerick of the year. Have a happy Christmas and I’ll be back in January…
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Happy Christmas to you too John
A great year for the Limericks
And Limerick in fairness
Only one missing was a Limerick Limerick
Anyways, Party like tis 2018 Mr Moynes
xV
Now do one about Californias governor releasing 1900 rapists, murderers and even a terrorist due to covid concerns and the sheriffs refusing to comply.
Now do infection rates in prisons, the prisons for profit privatisation of the carceral system, the school to prison pipeline, the war on drugs, the three strikes sentencing rule, the over-policing of black neighbourhoods, and excessivley long sentences for non-violent drug offences.
There is a prisoner from Nantucket
Forced to make stuff like spades and buckets
Because of his habit
He’ll likely be stabbed, it
Really is time to say ‘fuck it’
Thanks for the limericks John
Merry solstice and a happy new orbit
thanks for the peotry, enjoy the hols !
Thanks, John.
You’re a gentleman and a scholar.
Have a very Moynesy Christmas!