20 thoughts on “He Used To Be So Calm

  1. Qwerty123

    What’s the issue here? The Car? Or Camille taking up the pavement with unused seating area and blocking the path with flower boxes? Or both?

    1. Daisy Chainsaw

      The flower boxes aren’t big enough to cause a blockage on a fairly wide path. It’s the car parked simultaneously on the path and a double yellow line that’s the problem. Deserves 2 punctures.

  2. Birdie

    I just never can comprehend how some drivers are so self centred and ignorant to; the rules of the road and the existence of people with mobility issues and prams. Total idiots.

    I wish we had an army of traffic and litter wardens in this country. It would be like shooting fish in a barrel.

  3. VAnon ™

    Tell ya what I’d have done there Fifi
    If I’d root into the nappy bag and leave one under the wiper

    Ideally fat and plumpy
    and loosely wrapped

  4. Tarfton Clax

    CRUSH IT WITH AN ATOMIC CRUSHING MACHINE. Or Mek-Quake. Bring Mek Quake to crush all the cars blocking buggies and humans., and parked on double yellow lines with impunity. Oooohh they won’t do it again when they see their vehicle being atomised with an atom smasher by the mighty mek Quake. Bring it on Tharrg!

    1. Liam Deliverance

      Mek-Quake! – Now that I would like to see, crushed into a ball like a bit of tinfoil, bump off the inside of the elbows, a roll across the back of the shoulders, knee in to the air and then head it into big skip with all the other balled up cars to cheers from the adoring public.

      (not an AD fan!)

  5. millie bobby brownie

    This and the ignorant twunts who congregate on a footpath for a ‘socially distant chat’ forcing me and buggy and child on bike out onto the road.

      1. millie bobby brownie

        I’ve taken to using the buggy as a battering ram. Very effective.

        Sometimes passive aggression doesn’t cut it.

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