Three Is Inadequate

19 thoughts on “Three Is Inadequate”

1. Tinytim January 28, 2021 at 3:02 pm

   Do they want advice or sympathy?
   1. Janet, dreams of an alternate universe January 28, 2021 at 3:07 pm

      rage
2. The Tec Dr January 28, 2021 at 3:11 pm

   And if your name is Jo? God help ya.
3. gallantman January 28, 2021 at 3:23 pm

   Try Samuel. You’re welcome.
4. millie bobby brownie January 28, 2021 at 3:32 pm

   Contrary to popular belief, my name isn’t actually millie, and I would suffer from the same problem as Sam there.

   I feel your pain, bud.
   1. bertie blenkinsop January 28, 2021 at 3:38 pm

      It looks like this “Millie” tattoo was a foolish grand gesture on my behalf (and behind)
      1. Papi January 28, 2021 at 3:48 pm

         She feels your pain, butt.
         1. bertie blenkinsop January 28, 2021 at 3:58 pm

            Can’t talk, Googling “three letter female names:….
            1. Janet, dreams of an alternate universe January 28, 2021 at 4:03 pm

               tis like rumpelstiltskin all over again
            2. Papi January 28, 2021 at 4:44 pm

               Red
      2. Brother Barnabas January 28, 2021 at 4:08 pm

         I suggest adapting it to a witty limerick beginning:

         “Milliequivalence is all well and good…”

         nigel?
         1. Paulus January 28, 2021 at 4:25 pm

            Milliquivalance is all well and good
            But if she’d used her real name like she should;
            Instead of settling for Millie,
            now Bertie looks silly.
            He’s been as steadfast as anyone could
            1. Papi January 28, 2021 at 4:44 pm

               Applause!
            2. Brother Barnabas January 28, 2021 at 4:45 pm

               haha

               very good
            3. millie bobby brownie January 28, 2021 at 5:08 pm

               A pint for you sir! That was outstanding!
            4. bertie blenkinsop January 28, 2021 at 6:37 pm

               Excellent :)
   2. GiggidyGoo January 28, 2021 at 4:34 pm

      ‘M’ from the Bond fillums then?
      1. millie bobby brownie January 28, 2021 at 5:09 pm

         Shhhhhhh

         I’m actually Dame Judi
5. ce January 28, 2021 at 3:44 pm

   … but the company is called 3… if you have a 3 letter name you should win a prize or something… like having a hotline to customer support… or access to free counciling

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