A Limerick A Day


German police say they have solved a nine-year-old burglary case after DNA was found on a half-eaten piece of wurst

If burglary’s something you do
I’d suggest that you don’t stop to chew
Some food at the time
You’re committing a crime
As you may leave the coppers a clue

John Moynes

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4 thoughts on “A Limerick A Day

  1. Janet, dreams of an alternate universe

    that’s the wurst way to get caught, over a half chawed sausage

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