Irish Times journalist Frank McNally  (right) is attempting to revive what he calls the ‘traditional joke’

Frank McNally asserts that the joke
Is endangered and likely to croak
So if you think it’s worthwhile
Encouraging mirth I’ll
Suggest you share gags with more folk

John Moynes

Shutterstock/Irish Times

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11 thoughts on “A Limerick A Day

  1. Clampers Outside

    Did you hear about the rapper’s accident?

    He needed a hip-hoperation.
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    Drops mic and gets coat :)

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  2. GiggidyGoo

    Fellow shipwrecked and wakes up on a beach on a small island. All he can hear is the sound of drums being beaten. Non stop. Two days he spent on the beach with the incessant drumming. On the third day, a native approached him and the fellow says to the native – What’s with the drums? They’re going non-stop, day and night.
    The native says -‘You don’t want those drums to stop’
    The fellow says ‘Why not?’
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    – ‘Bass solo’

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  3. Paulus

    A priest, a vicar and a rabbit arrive at a blood donation clinic.

    The nurse asks the rabbit what blood group he is.

    “I think I’m a type O” says the rabbit.

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  4. GiggidyGoo

    Two cows strolling down the meadow. One says to the other.

    ‘What do you make of this Mad Cow disease Daisy’

    ‘Doesn’t bother me – sure I’m a Fire Engine’ came the reply.

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  5. scottser

    what’s blue and f***s grannies?
    hypothermia.
    i’m here all week folks – don’t forget to try the falafel..

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