The Enviornment Protection Agency wants monitoring of water quality at busy beaches outside the traditional swimming season
These days people swim in the sea
All year round, so experts agree
You can’t only test
When the weather’s the best
To keep bathers as safe as can be
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There once was a lad from the ‘briggan
Whose swim everyday, his religion
An apperition of brown trout
Made him less than devout
For serenity now, he keeps pigeons