His Hands Were Everywhere

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Life’s a glitch.

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22 thoughts on “His Hands Were Everywhere”

  3. Junkface

    It’s not a glitch. The video has been doctored. Someone cloned the hand of Hancock, then they isolated (masked) it, and tracked it onto the movement of the lady. It was done badly, as he actually touches her side with his hand, but someone decided that putting his hand on her side earlier would make the video more controversial?
    Then they forgot to blend the frames in between the real hand touching her and the cloned hand. It’s really amateur to leave it like that. They must have gone off for a coffee break and forgot to fix it.

    Anyway, its a bad VFX job whoever did it.

    Any video editors or VFX artists on here who use Adobe After Effects, Photoshop will be familiar with this type of work.

    1. goldenbrown

      well I don’t know…you can make anything work these days for sure if you put the effort in. but there are other issues here too in any case…

      earlier reportage (which appears to have been removed in the last hour) claimed it was shot from a domecam sited in a position in a general concourse/hallway area outside a meeting room. it’s not. that door they are snogging beside…see the hinges? door handle? that’s inside a room not outside.

      but whatever about whatever

      the footage (let’s assume it’s straight) and it’s supply to The Scum is a very serious offence, if it’s pursued whomever supplied it is going to end up in prison

  4. millie bobby brownie

    There’s an awful element of voyeurism about all of this. If I wanted that I’d head up the back of the airport.

    1. Micko

      Yep think you’re right. It’s her hand.

      And yep that French vid is much more entertaining.

      What a joke. Anyone still following restrictions must have a hole in their head.

      1. millie bobby brownie

        Yeah I’m mad altogether for wanting to protect my immunocompromised kid.

        It’s not like her immune system could collapse trying to fight off covid, with long-term damage to her body.

        I must have a hole in my head, Mick. Ffs.

        1. Micko

          That’s not really society problem Millie

          You look after her. That’s your job, not society.

          When my father was dying and had a compromised immune system, I didn’t insist the world act a certain way to suit him

          Grow up.

          1. millie bobby brownie

            “Anyone still following restrictions must have a hole in their head.”

            Your words, not mine.

            So by your genius logic, I have ‘a hole in my head’ for following restrictions to protect my child. I don’t think I’m the one who needs to grow up here.

            I don’t say anything about you or anyone else following them for my kid’s sake. That’s all your work.

          2. Micko

            For how long? How long will you follow the restrictions for?

            Covid is never going away.

            Will you keep her in forever?

          3. millie bobby brownie

            Yes I’m currently building a tower in which to keep her.

            The restrictions you keep bitching about? Yeah, they’re in place for people like my kid, who have compromised immune systems and won’t be vaccinated for a good while yet. She’s mine to protect and I nearly lost her this year. I’ll follow whatever advice her consultant gives us for as long as necessary, and not the self-important postulating of some bloke on broadsheet.

    2. paddy apathy

      Agree, it’s her hand, sort of back of hand on hip. Conspiracy is everywhere.
      Also the video both hilarious and demoralising.

    3. Junkface

      It’s not her hand in a natural position. I just checked it again. If that was a natural position, her thumb would be at the top, with her fingers bending away from her waist, but in the shot her fingers are bending towards her waist indicating that her hand is on backwards. Unless she is double jointed on all of her fingers, then it’s an impossible pose. When someone rests their hands on their own waist, the thumb either goes around the back, while the fingers wrap around the front, or else the hand is bent in a fist like pose which curls away from the waist.

      Either way, it’s a silly video, lord knows why they bothered messing with it. I’m guessing a tabloid thought they could make it juicier or something. Just wait until the next big elections, there will be lots of new deep fake videos which are almost impossible to tell from reality. A.I. video technology is improving all of the time.

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