The so-called ‘sausage wars’ have been used used by its opponents as a symbol of all that is wrong with the Northern Ireland protocol
The details of a large trade deal
Are things that most normal folk feel
Are rather a bore
So they call it a war
In the hope it might have some appeal
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Meanwhile…
Today is the ninth birthday of A Limerick A Day. https://t.co/NivKWV3AC5
— John Moynes (@JohnMoynes) July 6, 2021
Nine years!
Happy birthday, John!
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From what I understand sausages are a total red herring too, the North mostly makes it own
have a rubbish haiku:
9 bloody years, eh?
less than a murder sentence..
happy birthday john
Better than any limericks, bravo
Well done, and reminds me of John Cooper Clarke’s one:
Expressing oneself
In seventeen syllables
Is very diffic
Happy BS BDay JM.
Happy Birthday to the Limericks John, usually give me between a mild and a large giggle so thanks for all the different levels of giggles over the years.
Three two, four-score and five,
An impressive place to arrive,
Enjoying nine years of poems,
Is not measured in Ohms,
We hope John continues to thrive.
now I want sausages, damn you poet
and also bravo
Ah, but you do know what’s in them?
I’m a head to tail kinda girl
Me too lady, except you’ll have to uncurl my hair instead of my tail
I predict a riot, I predict a riot
– now that’s haiku!
Beat that John!