A Limerick A Day


Pink (left) offered to pay fines handed out to the Norwegian women’s beach handball team after they refused to wear bikini bottoms while playing

When the Norwegians kicked up a stink
About swimwear did they ever think
That the fine they would pay
Would be picked up by, say
The American pop singer Pink?

John Moynes


7 thoughts on “A Limerick A Day

    1. Daisy Chainsaw

      the German women’s gymnastics team are wearing full bodysuits without sanction. No wedgies (which if you fix during a routine will cost you points), no worries about tampons or pads, no pubic hair grooming and less sexualisation of young athletes.

    1. Daisy Chainsaw

      No, boys get to cover their bums completely. It’s only ladybums that these sexist and sexualising rules apply to.

      1. Nullzero

        To be fair it’s only ladybums that are worth looking at. Men won’t expose their hairy arses and nobody would want to look if they did.

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