A Limerick A Day


The number of young smokers in the UK rose by a quarter in the first lockdown, a study shows

In a lockdown with no end in sight
More people people were tempted to light
Up and smoke a fag
When there’s no one to nag
Them and point out that frankly they’re shite

John Moynes


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6 thoughts on “A Limerick A Day

  1. Tinytim

    *chooses to wilfully misinterpret the sentence*

    How many amputations from a person before they only count as a quarter?

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