Enormous “brave” rats are invading UK homes through the toilet, a boffin claims
Large rodents are starting to stay
In toilets across the UK
So unless the rat
Is an animal that
You’re fond of you should stay away
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Everything. As It Happens.
That was the whole reason for the lid in the first place!
Lids are so under-rat-ed. Drive you around the S-bend it would.
the next time you go for a pee
look into the bowl cautiously
for as you take aim
you might well exclaim
‘that’s not the hairy lad i expected to see’
omg that was hilarious
I lived in a house.
The jacks had a mouse.
I lived in a flat.
The jacks had a rat.
I blame FFFG housing policies, that’s what.
they will be glad of them yet as supermarket shelves empty